spaghetti retarded

a distinct inability in the art of eating spaghetti.

Dude, I went with some friends to Olive Garden, but Nate is fucking spaghetti retarded. He got it all over himself!

by MrNapalm January 31, 2009

Fuck Retarded

When someone is so incomprehensibly fucking stupid; any thing they say or do warrants this title.

Nic: "You know... all she's asking for, is for me to give up my independence, man-hood, and free-will. That's not that bad, right?"

Sean: "Nic, you are so Fuck Retarded I can't stand it."

by JMY87 September 15, 2011

Robbie Retard

When someone is acting like an idiot. Typically shortened to Robbie

Doug: Hey man I'm trying to pick up this chick but your being a Robbie Retard

Ron: You mean a Robbie? When you add Retard you sound like a fucking Robbie

by Ape-Nation May 6, 2017

politically retarded

To be politically retarded you have to be a sheep that only has your political views because an influencer you like has them, not because you agree with them nor because you understand them, you parrot whatever the influencer says without actually looking into what they truly mean. So whenever you get any opposition to these views you're cornered, you don't know what to do at all except regurgitate what you were already saying instead of proving why what you're saying was right. Also to be politically retarded you have to care about politics outside of the country that doesn't directly affect you/be underage like come on you can't even vote nobody cares about your political opinions

Person 1: should I be concerned that all my friends are saying that they stand with Ukraine?
Person 2: Nah, they're just politically retarded

by Thescrewremover March 7, 2022

Disability Check Retarded

One whomst is not mentally nor physically considered retarded yet are borderline therefor disability check

Humphrey: you know that kid Kuba
Gaylord: yeah what about him

Humphrey: he’s disability check retarded

Gaylord: you right that chef needa get checked

by Humphry69 November 19, 2018

Theodore the retard

Theodore is a fucking virgin ass kid, to be able to truly understand what a Theodore is your IQ must be less than 0

(see fucking degenerate page). The only positive is he is tall as fuck but at the same time, he's fucking black.

Your test has come in, you are a complete fucking Theodore the retard

by Theodore Yang the shorter one October 28, 2019

Retardalicious

Any food which is made by a retard but is still quite tasty.Or alternatly any food made by someone with poor culinary skills and the food looks like it is suffering from some kind of physical deficiency.

Hmmmmm that looks retardalicious man

by Darzo July 16, 2008