Pooned

When you try to start a conversation w a girl but she shuts you down hardcore

1. Hey did you follow up with that girl from the mixer?
I tried to but she totally pooned me
2.this ugly guy is tryna Snapchat me right now I’m bouta poon his ass

by Pussymagnet6969 August 22, 2019

poon-tential

The high chance of a girl to look good in the future.

Damn sarah has some poon-tential, she would be good to fuck ones shes older

by OG-Fernando180 July 05, 2010

too much poon gun

the TMP from CS...

dude the too much poon gun is a headshot machine...

by matches April 23, 2003

poon bounce

An act where the male partner constantly bounces his penis on the female partners vagina.

She let me poon bounce her a bit before we fucked bro, it was glorious!

I poon bounced her for a solid 5 minutes.

by dick jokeington October 02, 2014

Poon Chute

An Oklahoman term for the urethra of a phallus.

“Billy docked his peen in Todd’s poon chute.”

by SWERVOPTIMUS August 13, 2021

Poon Repellant

Something that scares away poon (Pussy), whether it be a physical, psychological, or characteristic trait.

Bad acne and bing grossly overweight are Poon Repellant.

by Dickbubcus February 13, 2017

poon smooge

A rusty or greyish mass eminating from some poon. Often an odor of offensive nature occurs from said smooge.

The poon smooge found whilst cleaning the restroom, has stained the tile.

by Retroguru2013 April 02, 2017