Noun - A bong rip of weed and tobacco taken before a bowel movement too loosen your bowels and ease fecal discharge. Normal bowel movements can take upwards of 55 minutes especially after a good night of drinking. The average poo-be-gone takes less than 45 seconds and will start shortly after exhalation, thus being in close proximity to a lavatory is recommended.
Bob: "Dam I have tried to shit like 6 times this morning, that bottle of jack fucked my bowels"
Janet: "You should take a poo-be-gone! The bong's in the bathroom already."
Janet: "You should take a poo-be-gone! The bong's in the bathroom already."
by I <3 Pooping May 6, 2014
Get the poo-be-gonemug. by 0ojohnstonso0 April 2, 2009
Get the poo traymug. Where you leave your PC/Console - run to the bathroom - poo - wipe - wash hands get back to the game within 30 seconds
Last 20 players in PUBG and I needed a poo! I did the perfect gamer poo! cam back to the PC and was still alive, finished 4th haha
by DB86 February 2, 2021
Get the Gamer poomug. Being a very revolutionary concept, Poo Stalling is when one holds in their poo for the sole purpose pooping later when an undesirable event comes up that the poo-carrier would rather not attend. Poo Stalling causes every attendee to wait on the individual who chooses to poo at the time of the event, causing them to be anxious, mad, or even outright anal (if you will). Fortunately, pooping is a practice that can deter any suspicion as to why the one Poo Stalling showed up late, or didn't show up at all. Poo Stalling is a valuable and strategic art. It can be the final solution when circumstances seem daunting. Poo Stalling can even save lives.
Hilary had to attend a lame forum but luckily by Poo Stalling she was able to miss half the lecture and avoid any overly-concerning questions by her peers.
by Schnazzle G October 10, 2016
Get the Poo Stallingmug. Another name for dangleberries. When pieces o'shite get caught in your butt hair. Also, another name for this person can be pippin.
by Mr Snipzy May 14, 2008
Get the poo pipsmug. when the upstairs toilet is occupied by a fellow plopper. It is the prime opportunity to deliver the goods to the forbidden downstairs toilet reserved solely for a number 1 or guest use...
by adam.kaplan4 December 11, 2012
Get the Luxury Poomug. P1 we have get a new toilet
P2 why
P1 because I took a smash poo
P2 what the fuck is a smash poo
P1 A smash poo is when you take a very large shit and it smashes the toilet
P2 why
P1 because I took a smash poo
P2 what the fuck is a smash poo
P1 A smash poo is when you take a very large shit and it smashes the toilet
by Poopy bumcheeks August 9, 2022
Get the Smash poomug.