Polish Fishing

When a man puts a sour gummy worm into his urethra then proceeds to masterbate. When he enaculates, he shoots the gummy worm into his partners mouth

Person 1: Ever since I went Polish Fishing, I've never been able to eat sour gummy worms the same!

by RealUrethraFranklin May 2, 2025

Polish stalker

For some odd reason, these Polish tourists don’t seem to understand that what they are doing is called impersonating a police officer and that it is illegal.

Weirdo Polish stalkers in England acting like they are V.I.P.

These weirdos wouldn’t leave me alone and mind their own business. I’ve never met such bizarre people.

by Gothic Miscreant September 29, 2023

polish confetti

The act of filling a condom with poop and cum, then attaching it to a ceiling fan and let tin’ it fly.

We had polish confetti party.

by Flabaristic October 19, 2021

Polish Tea

captain morgan rum and coke. just a simple capt and coke.

“Hey Matt, may I please get a Polish Tea”
“Harry get off my Polish Tea”

by no batta tee boy September 24, 2022

Remove the polish

Getting the nails paint out...
Unless you mean the other one
I think you're Hitler

I am going to remove the polish!

- Adolf Hiter

by Reltih Floda (Read backwards) February 13, 2020

Trouser Polisher

Derogatory term for Management or admin staff who spend most of their life sitting behind computers. Typical activity involves passing down edicts to the shop floor that normally involve measuring performance.

Here’s another load of shit bobbing down the stream from those fucking Trouser Polishers.

by Brian Elland November 21, 2023

polish fitment

When your car is so low that you can't even fit a credit card between the tire and fender.

-Dayumn bro, your car has some real polish fitment!

by GregoryTheThird_27 February 10, 2024