shitty pizza

the definition of shitty pizza is little caesers

my mom got shitty pizza again, but who can beat $5?

by dumbandall December 15, 2021

Pizza slut

hottie from dudley pizza hut who absolutely mugged off the manager Steven when he asked her out on a date

Pizza slut: Motion come over
Motion: I can't I'm delivering pizzas
Pizza slut: I'm home alone naked

by gems_paid April 13, 2022

pizza time

"PIZZA TIME"

"pizza time" "you're late im not paying for that"

by dancing spiderman November 9, 2020

pizza knees

When you fall onto your knees on a rocky/gravelly path,
Scraping both knees on impact, little rocks and debris stick to the scraped area.
Giving the grim impression of pizza on your knees.

Usually happens while rollerblading up gravel paths.

"I was rollerblading down that path when I fell over and got pizza knees"

by Delicious penguins February 1, 2021

Pizza Gun

A gun that shoots Pizza or a hallucination of a gun made of pizza

hey
turns Wha-
Pew Pizza Gun Fires
pizza flys through air

by CrypticWolf1027 February 19, 2021

Pizza Pie

That pussy

Let me taste that pizza pie

by Sexy cat March 2, 2021

Surprise Pizza

Pizza that was not scheduled or planned, but rather consumed at the request of a third party or other external circumstance. For those who closely follow the "Pizza Friday" tradition / religion, Surprise Pizza will neither be used as a replacement for the upcoming Friday's pizza nor is it a valid usage of a Pizza Friday coupon.

I was fortunate enough to have surprise pizza today at work.

by ishields March 30, 2021