Patrick (Last Name)

The Patricks are fucking RICH I mean, Houses on private islands and 10 Ferraris each. They're a family of 13.

Slut 1: I'm as thicc as the Patrick's cash wad.
Gossip: Did you hear that the Patrick (Last Name) 's bought another Tesla?

by HOmoEREctus123 September 1, 2018

Patrick Gilliam

Patrick is a savage a complete fucking savage he's the kinda guy you could smoke weed with and not get in trouble he is the coolest person you will ever meet he has a awesome personality and is so energetic he is the kinda guy you want as a friend he's savage he's a beast and he will stab you if you touch his food! But overall Patrick is a great guy and a great friend

Man that guy stabbed that dude and he didn't get in trouble what a Patrick Gilliam

by Joe Pats Best Friend September 6, 2016

st patrick’s school

rich ass bitches that think they’re all that. mostly all of the girls are flat as fuck. there’s really only a few that a thicc. they say they love eachother, but they really only like the elkhorn kids. mostly all are sluts and dumb asf

“i go to st patrick’s school”- girl

“ew tf. you’re flat too” - elkhorn boy

“ugh. imma cry all night now” - girl

by xoxo elkhorn boy October 2, 2019

Patrick

Piece of shit human being. Will flirt with your mom, fuck your girlfriend and steal ur dog.

AVOID Scorpio Patricks at all costs. Great kissers though.

John : Hey did you see my MILF mother?
Ben : Shit, I think she went out with Patrick.
John : Fuck, not again.

by Jonpol November 21, 2021

patrick dickinson

Bit of an anorexic cunt that likes to slags others for their appearance which I'd like to think is ironic but knowing Patrick he's 100% serious even though he could be 10x uglier. A patrick dickinson likes to make himself puke for the enjoyment of others but still thinks highly of himself. He would talk about taking advantage of drunk girls but would be too scared to touch anyone even if they passed out, thankfully. Don't turn your back to them because they talk mad shit to distract everyone from their insecurities.

Ah man that patrick dickinson fella is a bit of a snake

That patrick dickinson cunt is a misfortune

by MadCunt_3692 October 25, 2018

Patrick the Zen Boss

Patrick is the epitome of patience in the workplace. He's the kind of boss who approaches every task with the calm precision of a master craftsman. Patrick is the master of taking his time, and he is never in a rush, he meticulously takes his time to ensure everything is done eventually, but flawlessly. His dry sense of humour adds a touch of charm to the team. Patrick is the go-to guru for precision in the workplace but at his own pace.

If you do not have a Patrick the Zen Boss on your team, you should get one.

by RoloLoots September 20, 2023

Patrick

Someone who cannot and will not truthfully love anyone. Narcissistic is not even adequate as a descriptive word, it goes beyond that. A person who will trap you with words for months and when you finally leave, will leave you reeling with emotional guilt for no reason. Someone you should stay far away from.

Patrick has found another girl to fill the void

by Beautifullyme November 23, 2021