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Patrick

some type of ginger dude whos 6'8 and could probably beat your sorry ass at an origami duel
Girl: Who's that?

Patrick: I'm the man of your dreams ;)

*Proceeds to make girl an origami platypus*
by Asimpforgingers December 16, 2020
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Patrick

The fat pink dude in your childhood 😂
Your even bigger than Patrick
by Meganas122 December 23, 2020
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Patrick Swayzeed

When your dead ghost brother punches you in the mouth because you’re popping pills even though you said you’re gonna be sober
Dude, you just Patrick Swayzeed me.
by Nate’s Bitch February 23, 2021
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patrick opiola

The human embodiment of solid gold and pure light. A generator of positive energy that we are all lucky enough to share time and space with.
We could all benefit from trying to emulate Patrick Opiola.
by Epōdōs February 27, 2021
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Patrick

A Patrick is a retired person who complains about the jonagolds not being in stock.
A Patrick is the male version of a Karen.

He can't smell if there are any jonagolds in the store, that is one of their biggest weaknesses.

If the drama is over he continues by talking to himself to boost his confidence.

The characteristics of a Patrick is someone who is above fifty, retired, doesn't have any kids, is bald, wears glasses and only talks about how hard their childhood was.
Why are there so many Patricks in this Aldi?
-THE JONAGOLDS ARE OUT OF STOCK!! CODE RED
by SuppressedOdin January 19, 2021
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Patrick Starring It

When you wear no shirt but are still wearing pants
When we hooked up I was Patrick Starring It
by deeznutz10069 January 24, 2021
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patrickskf.roblox

Roblox tiktoker and bloxburg build. Also known for being a UwU boy
Omg PatrickSKF.Roblox is such a good tiktoker
by Spotless😍 January 31, 2021
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