robbie parker

someone who is by nature a good lover

"Oh my god! I hooked up with Greg last night and he is such a robbie parker!"

by Oliver Heslop March 31, 2009

howe park

A mexican and white neighborhood in arden-arcade where chaps get fucked up. the only real neighborhood with a sureno gang who puts it down. from howe ave. to el camino homie sureno turf. vHPS. norputos get mad too because they know hp is taking over snorth sac. real surenos live here the rest are non-factors. fuck a buster.:

chap: hey lets go to arden

other chap: nah, there is too many real ass surenos from howe park there.

chap: i know lets just go back to shitty ass florin rd.

by parksider June 27, 2011

highland park

This definition is referring to Highland Park, TX. Highland Park is a community often referred to as "the bubble" in North Dallas, TX. Here, everyone's pretty due to rich men who marry beautiful women and make pretty little babies who will grow up to be pretty little parkies. Most everyone claims to be Christian, most everyone claims to be Republican, and some actually know what they're talking about, too. Highland Park High School may boast a good education, but they spend all their money on sports. Who needs an education? Now onto the students of Highland Park High School. About 98% of the kids drink or smoke. The typical HP girl runs cross country, is dating a guy who plays football, has a given name of Madeline, Madison, Caroline, Emily, or Elizabeth, is white, voted McCain/Palin when the school had its presidential election, is blonde with blue eyes, is in FCA (Fellowship of Christian Athletes), is part of the Roots club (girl's Christian club), and got totally shitfaced last weekend at so and so's party. But they still managed to show up at church the next day, wearing a dress that probably cost about $100-200 more than its worth. Needless to say, not every girl in Highland Park is like this, and not every guy is a douchebag. Just the vast majority.

Actual conversation I had yesterday with this guy who knows my brother and was driving me home:
Him: Hi, I'm John. Your brother hates me.
Me: Hahah really? Why?
Him: Because I always make fun of him for being a democrat.

Actual bible study at my church in HP:
Girl: I just don't understand how someone could be an atheist. They know they're going to hell.
Me: My brother's an atheist.
Girl: Hate to break it to you, your brother's going to hell.

Actual conversation I had with a freshman boy:
Him: I think it's stupid that my girlfriend doesn't wear makeup.
Me: Why? She's just naturally pretty.
Him: Because why would you just wanna be naturally pretty? Makeup makes everyone look better. Every girl needs makeup, it's just a fact of life.

While babysitting with my guy friend:
Him: Let's go check the parent's alcohol stash!

Facebook status when Bin Laden was killed:
Him: Now that we killed the sand nigga, let's get the other nigga out of the office.

Conversation during the 2008 election:
Girl: If Obama gets elected, I'm moving to Canada.
Me: Why?
Girl: Are you stupid? He's a terrorist.

Conversation with people from other schools:
Them: What school do you go to?
Me: Highland Park.
Them: Oh.. (looks down in disappointment)
Me: (sigh).

by yourtypicaltheatrekid July 9, 2011

South Park

The funniest fucking show ever created.

South Park is the best show on the planet. Its fucking brilliant!

by noʎ ʞɔnɟ November 30, 2009

Highland Park

The girls are beautiful, the boys are well-groomed and cocky. The women are nosy and annoying (especially if mothers), and the men are aggressive and self-affirming. Money is everywhere, causing many people to simply throw change into trash cans. If you enjoy the eternal presence of cops, this is the place for you. Minorities beware: The people will act like they aren't afraid of you, but they are really terrified. Never has such a small community had so many specialized community newspapers. If you enjoy frequent ecounters with reality, do not move into Highland Park.

Hey ya'll, lets go to the burger place in Highland Park and look at all the beautiful people.

by Diedrich von Octuberstein April 20, 2006

oak park

-The only place in the world where it sucks to be a wealthy, heterosexual white male.

I gew up in the People's Republic of Oak Park.

by Big Mike April 16, 2005

Trailer Park Choco Pop

Maneuver that is performed after having anal sex with a first girl, then having a second girl give you head immediately afterwards.(very risky, should only be performed when the second girl is especially drunk and/or stupid). Used to show a girl what another girls ass tastes like or to get revenge.

"Bro, I think my girlfriend is cheating on me."
"Well teach that bitch a lesson and give her a trailer park choco pop."

*after having oral*
"So I've got a question for you girl....You liked how ass taste?"

by p-unit1011 September 1, 2007