dick poon

When some one or something fails to please in a dickly fashion.
1,I was in the middle of a desert at night, and my car decided to dick poon me!

2,my buddy is too lazy to do me a fovor, what a dick poon!
by beavermaster March 16, 2014
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A Lewis Poon

A lewis POON ‘You’re such a lewis Poon’ meaning your a small middle aged man from particularly from little lever, BOLTON, who cannot control their anger or love for drinks. A lewis Poon (NOON) is a hairy man. A lewis POON has a beautiful and amazing girlfriend and often gets told he is ‘punching’
‘No way that is your girlfriend! Your such a lewis POON!)
by Simon News1 July 20, 2022
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poon peddler

nathan turned into a poon peddler because he needs money!
by black_cloud January 02, 2011
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ethel poon

the ultimate diva. possibly a man. loves her adoring fans and is the ultimate savage. she can’t sing worth anything but thinks she’s miley cyrus. oddly shaped and gives out birthday invites via powerpoint presentations. forever my Prom Queen.
mariah: did you see Ethel Poon’s birthday invitations??
brooke: oh lord don’t get me started. “you have to bring cake to receive some!”
mariah: damn ethel is crazy
by halsey's #1 fan April 24, 2018
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Yung Poon Soon

1) What every dirty old man desires (young pussy asap)

2) An unfortunate Chinese name
Hey Grandpa! What would you like for your birthday?

A double helping of Yung Poon Soon.
by wolfbait51 June 13, 2011
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Poon Thinker

Someone who only thinks women are there for sexual pleasure.
Dylan is a Poon thinker , Of Poonism Ways
by Pooner69 June 12, 2021
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Poon cheater

A poon cheater is a guy who gets his tail from girls who don't even know it's happening. This could be roofies, someone in a coma, deep sleep, or even a recently dead body. These type of guys are rundown. They have lost all hope of ever getting tang the hard way and now resort to this.
Girl 1: "Um, are you ok? You seem a little beat up and down on yourself."
Girl 2: "I think I'm ok. It's just my pussy feels like it's been drilled last night but I know I didn't fuck anyone. Might have been drilled by a poon cheater."
Girl 1: "Um, you're a heavy sleeper."
by GodofUniverseSon June 28, 2016
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