Magic Poon Bus

A bunch of women that are from a school of magic who are also ladies of the night.

For my brother's bachelor party, we went downtown Salem and all of us caught The Magic Poon Bus!

by BeatleBabe007 September 25, 2024

pitty poon

When a girl feels bad for you so she gives you poontang

"Aw, he asked me out and i rejected him im gonan give him some pitty poon"

by Blayne Bowen December 20, 2016

Poon

Short for the word poontang, but is also found as a common last name for unfortunate Asians. Poon refers to an adult woman's vagina which is often crusty and stretched out from child birth.

Yoooo that bitch named Barbara played dumb last night when I asked her what her name meant. She said the "poon" was short for harpoon. Shiettt - we all know it means her vagina

by vagujibrappu November 13, 2014

Poon lips

The bigger the poon lips you have the better person you are.

Hey you have big poon lips.

by Connorjohnson058 September 14, 2022

poon 2 goon ratio

The balance of a horny male's experience between real pussy and internet pussy.

After evaluating my poon 2 goon ratio, I realized that I needed to take a break from internet porn.

by Arnie Grape September 4, 2021

poon peddler

someone who sells poon on the street

nathan turned into a poon peddler because he needs money!

by black_cloud January 2, 2011

Poon

Short for Poon Tang, prostitute or vagina. From the French putain which means hooker, but pronounced poon tang in Viet Nam, the US soldiers brought this word back. Viet Nam used to be a colony of France and they use a lot of French words, often Asianized.

Poon Tang! One dollar lookey, two dollar touchy, three dollar do-y. Poon Tang Three Dolla and pack of Virginia Slim

by Jelly Roll Baker February 24, 2019