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Why can't I own a Canadian?

one of the internet's favorite google autocomplete fuck-ups
Guy: Why can't I o...
Google: "Why can't I own a Canadian?"?
Guy: no what the fuck is wrong with you
by bit125 March 6, 2022
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Reading your own desires

Into the text.
Hym Iam "Still just reading your own desires into the text. The reality of what that was is actually pretty cool. I would explain it to you here but it would waste the opportunity for a more grandiose exposition dump later down the line. And it's a good one."
by Hym Iam January 19, 2026
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gray own

These two word pronoun like " gay porn "
He says " gray own." and sound like " gay porn "
by SuMogger January 31, 2026
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If you think you are using it against me just kmow that it isn't actually helping you and you don't get one.
Hym Iam "You don't get your own counterveiling 100% and what it LOOKS LIKE is she's telling you to do what is going to piss me off the most and GUARANTEE that I am going to fucking kill you for this. If you have 1, I have 2. It isn't YOURS."
by Hym Iam February 18, 2026
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become his own man

Having complete capabilities
Elias made the decision to launch his own business in order to become his own man after working for a large organization for many years.
by Arminkshipper March 3, 2026
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