Owns a gravel bike

Used to be a good mountain bike rider but has lost his or her bottle and bought a Gravel Bike. Initially just to "add some miles" but it has increasingly become a refuge from having to actually try at life. Could be literal or metaphorical.

David was once a force to be reckoned with, but now he "owns a gravel bike".

by Bicycle guru June 22, 2022

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you instantly copied the first line for making a new word

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by BottomDop February 20, 2022

Why can't I own a Canadian?

one of the internet's favorite google autocomplete fuck-ups

Guy: Why can't I o...
Google: "Why can't I own a Canadian?"?
Guy: no what the fuck is wrong with you

by bit125 March 6, 2022