Double Couch

A couch, stacked on top of a couch with cup holders and even a mini refrigerator.

Jeff : *sitting on the top of the double couch* *takes a sip of the soda and sets it back into the cup holder* *takes a jar of pickles out of the mini refrigerator*

Basically.

by Taco_Guru May 15, 2014

couch olympics

What you do during "Netflix and Chill." Having sex on your couch, because you're too lazy to go to the bedroom.

Example: "Who needs to go to the gym to workout? I train by doing couch olympics every night."

by ratchattack January 5, 2016

Couch Potato

A couch potato is someone who never gets up off of the sofa they will sit there all day long and do absolutely nothing someone who sits on the couch all day is not necessarily fat often couch potato's are skinny and can eat like a horse without putting on any weight.

Girl: Connor is such a couch potato.
Guy: I know he never gets up off the sofa.

by Zocmysock January 23, 2022

couch fries

Fries found in the cracks of couches but you still eat it

Damn you ate the couch fries.

by Full nudes January 15, 2023

Bay Harbor Couch Gooner

The act of gooning on your friends couches

Why did u do the Bay Harbor Couch Gooner

by Ejrhshend September 9, 2025

Couch Lounger

A person with no permanent residence, who appeals to the sympathy of people who do not want to see the person officially homeless and on the streets, but who refuses to take advice or work to change their situation, attitude or actions in any meaningful way. They move from couch to couch, (house to house) staying until they either wear out their welcome or the homeowners rules become to burdensome. Really onerous and over the line rules like "Clean up after yourself" or "If you can't contribute with $ right now, how about some housework?" or "Stop playing online games all day and Fbooking all day and look for a job!"

Man, I thought I could help John, but he is just a couch lounger!

How long you gonna let that couch lounger hang out at your crib eating your grub?
Is John still at your house? No that couch lounger split when I told him he had to wash dishes and do laundry for his rent! He called his uncle and whined to him about sleeping under a bridge and now he is lounging on his uncles couch!

by Quarterhorse1961 November 28, 2016

prison couch

When you are at a party and a girl is all over you on the couch and you can’t get up or get her off.

Dude you have a girlfriend you can’t be all over Jessica like that.

What was I supposed to do she had me in a prison couch!

by Bigshmoneydawg September 26, 2021