by tha man12345 December 2, 2010
Get the Flynn drunkmug. 1. Consuming large quanitys of alcohol and then becoming so incredibly horny you'd fuck anything with a (insert prefrence here). And when you finally are able to fuck you become every (insert prefrence here)'s wet dream becuase you finally last more then 5 mins. ;)
Hey Hannah! I hooked up with Joey again last night and it was amazing! He lasted a good 30-40 mins!" "Wow didn't he only last 5 mins last time?" "Ya but he had drunk dick last night
by Fuuuuckkkkkit August 14, 2010
Get the Drunk Dickmug. The act of emailing someone, such as a close friend or ex-girlfriend, while under the influence of alcohol in an attempt to somehow have intercourse with her despite the fact that it is physically impossible during such circumstances and that the complications caused by such actions will likely lead to humiliation and self-loathing.
The rise of convenient email and text messaging has created new potentially embarrassing situations for those prone to drunk dialing.
A typical drunk-mailing scenario might involve a drunken male sending nearly identical emails featuring sexually motivated, alcohol-induced confessions of love to more than one girl, leading to several ruined relationships.
The rise of convenient email and text messaging has created new potentially embarrassing situations for those prone to drunk dialing.
A typical drunk-mailing scenario might involve a drunken male sending nearly identical emails featuring sexually motivated, alcohol-induced confessions of love to more than one girl, leading to several ruined relationships.
Person 1: What were you thinking? You had to know they would compare the emails.
Drunk Mailer: I was drunk mailing, I don't even remember sending them...
Drunk Mailer: I was drunk mailing, I don't even remember sending them...
by Steakface December 17, 2009
Get the Drunk Mailingmug. The original, more catchy term for a liquor blanket. A term used to describe one's inability to feel the cold once they consume enough alcohol.
"I'm getting cold, pass me another beer so I can get my drunk jacket on."
"What's that?"
"It's basically a liquor blanket, but a less nerdy way of saying it."
"What's that?"
"It's basically a liquor blanket, but a less nerdy way of saying it."
by moneybenny June 11, 2014
Get the Drunk Jacketmug. The capacity of one man, while intoxicated, to talk to/ask out a woman that he would not normally be able to talk to while sober. Usually happens late at night after heavy drinking
Man I was so faded last night I had the drunk balls to ask Alyssa out
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by 5th floor mcnary March 13, 2010
Get the drunk ballsmug. When you get so drunk you wake up in a hospital strapped down to a bed with an IV in your arm arriving there in an ambulance not knowing what just happened.
Miranda was so ambulance drunk last night she had to rely on her friends to pick her up from the hospital.
by hotmess.com June 6, 2010
Get the ambulance drunkmug. When night is upon certain mammals they begin to act as if they have become intoxicated, with or without alcohol.
"Last Night I asked that ugly chick, Larissa, to marry me. Damn, that was some Night-Drunkeness right thur!"
by TheNosebleedAvenger April 2, 2007
Get the night-drunkmug.