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Lazy cowboy

Sexual position where both partners are lying on their backs with their heads away from each other. Essentially, the person riding cowboy stays connected, straightens their legs, and then lies straight backward onto their back. Good passive position when one or both people are tired or convalescing. Also an excellent position to sleep connected to your partner.
1: Hey babe I’m really horny - wanna have some wild sex?
2: Not right now, I’m really tired … but I’ll lazy cowboy ya.

1: you’re seriously not gonna believe this! He and I were so tired last night I just lazy cowboyed him, and next thing I know we are both waking up this morning still connected!

2: Holy crap that’s hilarious! I thought that only happened to us!

1: As funny as it is, I’ll tell you what - it was actually awesome sleeping and waking up like that.
2: oh I know, sometimes I fake being tired just so I can lazy cowboy my way into the next morning like that!
by PeckertonDetinktive February 24, 2022
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The act of leaving all of your friends to go play Red Dead Redemption 2. Yeah, fuck all of y'all who do that.
"Hey guys, I'm gonna go Rooty Tootin' Cowboy Shootin', peace bitches!"
"Awww fuck off"
"Dude fuck you"
"Eat a dick"
by Keroger May 30, 2019
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Cowboy pants

When teh jeans are so soaked in cum they have a weird texture.
Hey my cowboy pants are are stiff as the socks under my bed.
by Texas fuckboi October 2, 2025
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cowboy

To want to be a cowboy is to want to kill yourself. it comes from cowboys using ropes and knowing how to tie knots, including the knot used for hanging. "cowboy" can be replaced with "sailor," as sailors are also known for knot-tying, if not more so than cowboys.
Comes from the comment section of the YouTube video, "Knots used for hanging," from YouTube channel Textbook of Knotting.
"i can't handle this pressure anymore
i'm quitting my job to become the #1 cowboy" - @althenea
by ohmyjesusfuck May 25, 2025
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Turbine Cowboy

Another name for a wind turbine technician. Crazy bastards seeking a thrill
You hear that Jeff is a turbine cowboy now?
by sjdvs1776 April 11, 2024
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Breakfast Cowboy

Waking up to a sexual act, especially a blowjob.
Rachel woke me up with a Breakfast Cowboy, I might just marry her!
by bruhhurb December 3, 2020
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Cowboy Stomp

Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger, Smarter
Cowboy Stomp is the bee's knees of the new millennium.
by LNW2.0 November 24, 2021
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