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half cow

A man who is half cow, half human, half cheese. Not very intelligent, and whenever you ask them a question there first response is whatttttttt
Person 1; Hey Half Cow?
Person 2: What????????
by globro13016 September 8, 2016
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bitchy cow

by pussy destoryor 69 January 16, 2017
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cow bologna

the best meat IN THE WORLD! its baloney made out of cows. yummmmmmmmm....
i love cow bologna!!!

ive never heard of cow bologna.

then youre missin out dude! ima get you some cow bologna!!!!
by ilovecowbaloney July 20, 2010
mugGet the cow bolognamug.

Purple Cow

A South African capitalist, that is milked so dry by a socialist government, that they turn purple and start moo-ing at socialists on socialist media. Are prone to get mad cow disease and go on a stampede on witnessing identity politics any place anywhere in the world. They are considered armed and extremely dangerous especially when surrounded by communists.
Those purple cows are all alt- right nazis, they don't want to share the means of production, and we must demand more jobs from them and burn down their businesses, bring bullet proof vests though.
by Field Marshal Kek April 24, 2019
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Cow Alert

The situation of being in a farmland area and making sure you don't exit on the wrong ramp. A wrong exit could lead to confusing roads and many cows.
Cow alert! What's our exit again?
by silverseal September 18, 2011
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secret cow

A mystery creature/thing/sex toy/whatever created by our very own Goacher. IT SECRET MOOS!
Can I have your secret cow?
What is a secret cow?
For the love of god, SECRET MOO!
by Sara Summertime December 9, 2008
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cow farm

The time when a herd of obese/fat people meet up at a local Wal-Mart to stock up on twinkies for the month.
The whole city of Houston in Texas had a cow farm every month of the year 2012.
by twinklover22 November 27, 2013
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