Trolling for seed

A hoe looking to get dicked

Sarah is thirsty. She’s trolling for seed

by HalsteadHoe October 21, 2017

Troll-scope

When a person known as a troll (someone who strives to trick people) pretend they will not troll you but then proceed to 360 in your mouth and trick yo

Conor and Will, the troll-masters, hid behind the bush to troll-scope the kids leaving the party.

Man 2: "Please do not kill me I am reading my book"

man 1: "Ok"
man 1: *kills man 2*
man 1: "get troll-scoped lozer swizz

by jellyfamjuheardd69 May 18, 2017

article troll

How Yezka says "articultural."

Yezka: "I got my tattoo at Article Troll!"

by trollerofarticles February 19, 2018

troll-fi

A wifi that pretends to be Perfect but loads forever

Person: yo y dafuq is this taking forever to load
Friend: Uhh? the wifi says perfect
Person: wait a minute... FUCKING TROLL-FI

by RaceMeandfitemewithpencils133 June 4, 2016

meat troll

Someone who employs all the actions of an online troll in real life, right in the face of the victim. Generally, people knew who he or she is.

Although he expressed his interest in assisting in Susan's community project, Charles showed himself to be a meat troll when he e-mailed Susan and told her that everything she was doing was for her own interests and that she was a sham.

by Scratchie September 18, 2016

sock troll

One who masturbates into socks, leaving crusty deposits to be found by others.

I cannot figure out which one of my sons is the sock troll leaving stiff and crusty socks in the hamper.

by Knobbygirl July 25, 2016

FB troll

Facebook Troll
(Trollus familiarus)

A friend or family member who posts immediately on your status updates with the desire to make you look like an idiot. They may well think they are doing you a favor, and they are. Showing everyone they are the true idiot

Clark(status update)

Happy hour 4-7 at Haabs is legit, 2 dollar shrimp cocktails

20 hours ago via Email · · Like ·

Anna(comment) ur cashed in life

^^ Facebook Troll

FB trolls are nobody's friend

by Mjanelane1988 January 23, 2017