Salted Monkey

An Individual with an Obsessive Urge to visit places near or be on the Global Ocean.

The Salted Monkey is always at the Beach Bar or on his Boat

by Saltedmonkey.com March 31, 2024

Salt

makes your blood pressure high

eat the damn salt and have high blood pressure

by Koalaura June 24, 2021

Salting on the weng

Harboring ill feelings toward someone or something. “Toting”

Wendy ate my cake. I salting on the weng yes.

by Kennnn February 5, 2024

salt rim

The act of tossing salad in the under water in the ocean

Nothing beats a good day at a beach when you get a good salt rim

by reverebeachkid November 24, 2015

Salts

S-smiled
A- A
L-little
T-then
S-Stopped
This is used when you didn’t laugh out loud or laughed your ass off.

Friend- Look at this meme
Friend 2- Salts

by clumsyclums June 11, 2020

Salting the possum

Lighten up, chill out, not take things too seriously

Aaron, she was salting the possum before work so she could deal with her lab mates bullshit
Oh! Good for her. Maybe we should all salt a possum

by Taxidermistlady February 19, 2017

look like salt

A slang term: sometimes a reference to illegal drugs. Someone or something that looks irresistible; something you have to have.

Derived from

Damn girl, you look like salt!

by dalslanggal September 20, 2017