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suck the nipple

when a warlock is commanded to seduce a target with the symbol that looks like a nipple with his/her Succubus.
"okay guys, i marked them all...WARLOCK, don't forget to suck the nipple!"
by TarjaTurunen(teehee) April 9, 2010
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Texas Humpty-Dumpty Nipple Splitter

The sexual act in which a man puts 2 eggs in between a woman's breasts(while laying in bed) and then sit on them for a solid 2 - 5 hours with a heating lamp near by and the room temperature very high. Then when he gets up, they should be hot, goey, and sticky. He will then proceed to use this as lube for violent sex afterwards. Then, with some of the eggshells, he will proceed to scrape her nipples until they are a bloody pulp.
Me: Dude, im so nervous...
Friend: Whys that?
Me: Sally wants me to do a Texas Humpty-Dumpty Nipple Splitter....I don't think I can sit still for that long!
Friend: Don't worry you'll be fine bro!!
by Shank0potomis August 1, 2012
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nipple pits

When an older woman with less then firm boobs is lying down and her nipples end up in her arm pits.
Once Old Man Johnson took off the GILFs bra, he noticed she had nipple pits and immediately became aroused.
by Mr. Wunderful November 28, 2007
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Nipplephobia

The fear of nipples. Can be either male or female nipples.
She saw a picture of a naked girl and was scared of her nipples. She has nipplephobia
by bob117 February 21, 2009
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Nipple Tomatos

Tomatos so small you may need a penis pump to see the damn things
They are smaller than cherry tomatos, they are nipple tomatos.

Small Point
by wevets March 8, 2009
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nipplenuts

The parts of the female anatomy that becomes hard and protruded when the temperature is cold.
Jill - "It's so cold that I'm freezing my nipplenuts off!"
(The female version of "Freeze my Nuts off")
by Coldy McColderson July 8, 2010
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nippledick

An ambiguous word that is used for excitement, or putting someone down, or to express the joy of an awesome time, or any other use seen nessacary to add to a conversation.
"You're a nippledick","I just got nippledicked", "let's go nippledicking", "Nippledick!!!!", # nippledick
by Guywhowins May 18, 2015
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