national prostitutes day

Oct. 23
The day we celebrate and honor our nations whores. On this day we remember the harlots that gave up the goods for cash and trinkets.

Tricia may have banged them all, but she got paid. Call her a dirty hoe if you must, but even she gets respect on national prostitutes day.

by Devil Dog 69 August 26, 2020

National Shut Up Bryce Day

Everyday people can tell Bryce to shut up once.

Bryce: Hi
You: Shut Up Bryce
Bryce WTF MAN!?
You: It’s National Shut Up Bryce Day!
Bryce: Understandable, have a nice day

by ButtcheesePoopy September 21, 2020

National blow job day

October 17, is when your girlfriend has to suck your dick until you cum in her mouth for national blow job day

Blow me ok I will for national blow job day

by Danny08466g October 4, 2020

National Mudalads Day

the first day of a epic discord opened to the public with over 10k members as of right now celebrated in

August 8th

chad: Omg its national mudalads day!
normie whats that?
chad: its when a cum server opened

by igsgnseeeg October 10, 2020

national show me your boobs day

show your boobs to your special someone on October 14th!

hey baby is national show me your boobs day ;)

by Niack October 14, 2020

National cuddling day

On April 8. Everyone have to cuddle their crush or gf or bf

Wanna hang out?
Can’t It is national cuddling day

by Dinbbmaja October 15, 2020

National scorpio day

November 10th is national Scorpio where we appreciate how badass & classy Scorpios are

“Hey man it’s national Scorpio day today”

by da vinki October 18, 2020