Nathan Aspery

Big fat cunt who needs to go on a diet

Oi, watch what you're eating or you'll become a Nathan Aspery

by diabetes 2 April 30, 2019

Pulling a Nathan

the designated try hard of the friendship group, always over compensating for *something*. Will most likely be the most successful, but fuck him.

employee: what is that guy with the rifle doing over there?
employee 2: making sure this building is clear of hostiles apparently
employee: but this is a kindergarten, how did he get in here?
Nathan: *humming mission impossible theme*
employee: this is the 3rd idiot this week whos been pulling a nathan

by Barrista_bros_fan September 9, 2020

Nathan Mallo

Piece of shit/ Ninja turtle

"oh would you look at that... It's Nathan Mallo."

by Bean23 August 14, 2019

nathan bacon

A shit football player who is the shittest player on the team.

Man this guy is such a nathan bacon.

by BeardedViking95 May 30, 2016

Nathan's Hotdogs

adjective/pronoun

1. Nothing.

2. Actually 0.

3. Garbage.

Note: Usually pertaining to the contents of a card pack opening.

Stanley: "Yo, what did you get in your pack? "

Jack: "Nathan's hotdogs again... I'm never fkn lucky." -_-

by pERSONOFI June 12, 2018

Naked Nathan

A guy who rugularly hangs out in public places with little to no clothes on.

"Did you see that guy? He's playing ping-pong over there in just his boxers!"

"Yeah, that's Naked Nathan. He does that all the time."

by shamutheawesomewhale January 11, 2010

Nathan g

a kid who has no friends eats lunch alone gets buillied but some how has a girlfriend

Nathan has no friends

Nathan gets no coochie

Nathan lays down in shower and sleeps naked

by Jabella May 23, 2021