news

A soap opera for those who fancy themselves too sophisticated for soap operas.

When I was younger I followed The Young and The Restless, but now that I'm mature and wise I follow The News.

by Ratched, RN August 28, 2019

News station n penetration

going on a random new-station while penetrating if you know what i mean (:

john likes news station n penetration when he's board of Netflix and chill.

by ityttv November 5, 2019

News shiting

it's like shit posting but its a news article.

Jake: did you see that news article yesterday?
Paul: yes , it was News shiting.

by Sneaky0 April 7, 2020

newbwrecker

the coolest dude : . He is very cool because he is newb wrecker. wrekcs noobs. No noobs here >:) Let's be friends . unless you are noob.

a: hello bro
b: hello bro are you a newbwrecker
a: yes lets be friends
b: ok bro
a: B)

by hello aly April 30, 2020

Newborn

People who are new to the internet. People who weren't present in the Golden Age of the Internet. People who dont know Filthy Frank,Max,HowToBasic,and ETC. But not after the said names has been pointed out or came up with a newer trend.

"That Guy's a newborn,He dont know shit,bro!"

by BillButlicker1200 May 12, 2020

News

News is instructions on a person's TV used to program their brain; propaganda.

Ron: People are so strange these days! They panic or go rioting after watching their TVs!

Jeremy: You mean you don't watch the News?

by Skorpious July 17, 2020

News

News is instructions on a person's TV used to program their brain; propaganda.

Ron: People are so strange these days! They panic or go rioting after watching their TVs!

Jeremy: You mean you don't watch the News?

by Skorpious July 17, 2020