Mojito Monday

The name heavy drinkers give to Monday giving them an excuse to drink on a school night (especially among heavy drinkers and alcoholics).

You're not drinking on a school night are you? Of course.. it's Mojito Monday!

by Skerries Goat October 7, 2022

National mondayween

Hey it’s National Mondayween; it’s Halloween on a Monday wear your scariest and freakiest Halloween costumes

David:hey it’s National Mondayween what costume you wearing to school today

by Dad Dae October 30, 2022

Mondo Monday

The act of sending outrageous, thought provoking text messages to irritate a friend, preferably Mondo, preferably on a monday

“Man I love Mondo Monday”
“Mondo Monday is a movement”
“Mondo Mondays are getting to Mondo”

by Cactus Munging November 1, 2022

china monday morning

The period 1998-2013 in Atlanta,Georgia when it never rained on Monday. The phrase may have come from Savannah,Georgia. Ships docking in Savannah,Georgia had large yellow dots on containers.

I’ll wait until China Monday Morning to pay my car insurance.

by Old American November 15, 2022

Garfield Monday

The surprise act of preforming oral sex on a hanging/asphyxiating man to completion while his voids his bowels.

John just wanted to end his suffering, but never expected his last day alive would be a Garfield Monday.

by Booby Tuesday December 2, 2022

Bombay Monday

Taking a sick day off work after a Sunday drinking sesh.

Too hungover to attend work on a Monday.

“Out on the lash tonight so gonna have to take a Bombay Monday tomorrow”

by Da Bombay March 7, 2023

yo monder

Wenne you kann't sey "deine Mutter" in a Germann Schul so yuh musst sey an alternativ wort für it. So yuh hätte komm auf a Wort mehning "yo monder" so yuh kann't get rohsted bei yur Freunden.

Ja gönne get a punischment wenne ju sey der vorbiddenes Wort. Und bei der Way "yo monder" saunds viel mehr cooler denn deine Mutter.

"Oh mein Gott dieses Aluminiumplatte ist zu schwer für mich!"
"Aber yo monder ist schwerer"

by hund11111 March 31, 2023