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Martin

He’s creative. He’s a dreamer. He’s the boy who obsesses over you—the boy who wants to be your boyfriend. The boy who wants to be everything he is—just so you make him feel like he’s the only person in the world. Can he do it though? Is he too stuck in his imagination? He might not care about what’s happening in the real world. He might pretend that it doesn’t exist when he gets frustrated. Is it his self-image? Is it his rationale? Sometimes you can’t tell if he’s just ignorant in his imagination or he’s too lazy to create for the real world. Maybe he doesn’t want validation. Maybe he hasn’t realized that his dreams don’t align with reality. Maybe he’s doing all the wrong things with ulterior motivation. But one thing is sure. He wants to be just like your boyfriend. He wants to create that relationship with you. It’ll be in the back of his mind for years to come. He might even attempt to recreate that relationship with someone else, or maybe, just maybe, he’ll learn to appreciate himself, instead of obsessing over the people in his environment and dreaming of who he could become or how he could be perceived.
He never stops thinking about her.

Who, Martin?

Yes, what does he want?

He wants to be her everything—the center of her attention.

But Reginold, you’re the center of her attention!

All the more reason.
by minutemade002 December 24, 2023
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Martin Robinson's calculator

A mythical device that when one enters a figure and the equal button it comes out with a far higher figure, commonly used to tally up production scores.
There's a problem with your scores you seem to have a hundred extra, can't be I used Martin Robinson's calculator.
by Peanut1969 June 7, 2021
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Bald Martin Haters

Absolutely Disgusting, they are all little kids who will turn out to be nonces,

Bald Martin should be king, seriously bald Martin would never hurt a kid, (totally didn't happen in a morgz video) he is so sweet and bald
by Bald Martins Elf April 7, 2021
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Martin

Friend: Bro this guy has a giant cock
Me: Yeah he is a Martin
by NotRazer January 3, 2019
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the ricky martin

When someone slides on their knees and rips off their shirt
Pablo got flagged for doing the Ricky Martin
by Giantskiller March 21, 2016
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Martin Luther King

That nigger from Fortnite
Is that Martin Luther king?
-White boy 1
Yeah its that nigger from fortnite!
-White boy 2
by Certified lynchmaster January 3, 2024
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Jb Martin

Better that schools in Tennessee because of the fights
Jb Martin an ok school
by MEMEMASTER8812 March 4, 2022
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