Crip Mac

The most internet famous 55th street crip. He loves the blue Calypso lemonade and Seagram's gin. He love big bluetiful citches. He has a step son he calls Fat Hood. He has driver that is a lady crip named Lupe who has a son called Isaac Mac, he has no relation to Crip Mac. They all do the western wiggle, the unofficial favorite dance of the 55th Street Neighborhood Crips. Crip Mac is rapper, that has many tracks on YouTube and Soundcloud. He is a heavy user of Instagram. He is featured in Lupe's Instagram posts/stories from time to time. He is also on Lupe's Tik Toks and Clubhouse rooms from time to time. He has been featured on many podcasts, the biggest and best one he has been a guest on is No Jumper. His friends Lupe, Coach Warren, and Crip Jesus have also been on this glorious podcast called no Jumper. He has also been featured on Andrew Callaghan's Channel 5 News YouTube channel.

Hey bro, do you listen to Crip Mac from 55th street crips? Dude he is the coldest, you totally should listen to the best from the five five.

by malcmilk March 29, 2022

mac haters

The Biggest Douchefag's on earth!
They just hate OS X and they never give a reason why they hate them... They just do!
Fact: Hitler hated macs.

Mac Lover: Hey dude, I'm have finally saved up 1 Billion Dollars... I'm gonna go buy an Imac!
mac Hater: Don't do that
Mac Lover: Why not?
Mac Hater: Because macs suck
Mac Lover: Macs rule!
mac Hater: No! They suck!
Mac Lover" why?
Mac hater: look i don't have time for this!
Mac Lover: Bullshit! That's what all mac haters say!
Mac Hater: Okay i will give you a reason!
Mac Lover: finally!
Mac hater: You cannot play games on a mac
Mac Lover: There are actually games for macintosh And... Who needs Games when you have porn and torrents?!
Mac Hater: You get viruses doing those
Mac Lover: Not on a mac!
Mac Hater: screw Off!

by le penis head December 2, 2009

Mac Kiely

A douche bag that loves himself.

"You're being a total Mac Kiely.."

by triptopthunder October 3, 2011

Mac life

This nigga thinks he's the shit. The ultimate term for the ultimate douche.

"Livin the mac life bro"

by bugunderarug December 18, 2016

Shaken Mac Syndrome

When your macintosh or Apple computer repeatedly stops working or displays the "spinning rainbow ball of death", the common cure is to pick your mac up and move it in a shaking motion.

"Dude, my mac has the spinning rainbow ball!"
"Maybe it has shaken mac syndrome"
"Fucking Macs"

by NRuss February 23, 2009

Shaken Mac Syndrome

An all to common phenomina that occurs with Macintosh computers. When a Macintosh computer stops operating and displays the "Spinnng Beach Ball of Death" for a prolonged period of time, the common fix is to pick up the screen of your iMac and shake it until it either continues to work at its usual sluggish pace, or just stops working completely, and can be diagnosed with Shaken Mac Syndrome.

"Dude, my Mac stopped working!"
"Did you try shaking it?"
"Yeah, it probably has Shaken Mac Syndrome now."
"Uggh Fucking Macs"

by nruss4289 March 4, 2009

Mac Lover

Any person who is an complete idiot and is most likely living at home with their parents or a music producing d-bag or any one who loves to not accomplish anything minutely helpful to society. And also rationalize ever thing using repeat comebacks.

That hipster may be the biggest Mac Lover in all of LA.

by firefoxistheshiz March 30, 2011