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Moose Plug

An extra large tampon for huge va-ja's.
Who tried to flush this moose plug?... Bring me a plunger!

Moose plugs couldn't dam that flow!
by Hot as balls July 19, 2012
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moose bone

Obnoxiously loud sex between two Canadians during the dead months of winter
To pass the time during winter my aunt and uncle moose boned in their cabin up in the forests of Toronto
by KnobCobbler October 12, 2015
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moose overlord

A person, preferably tall, who can be simply referred to as moose or moose overlord. Sassy, sarcastic, and antisocial. Rules all the moose in the land. Mean.
Yo, watch out for that moose overlord!
My moose friend got attacked by a moose overlord.
I don't like moose overlords.
by Yo Woahhhhhhhhhh August 2, 2017
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If you cant handle the groove don't juice the moose

"If you cant handle the groove dont juice the moose" is a way of saying "if you cant get on board go away" or "if you dont understand, tough".
"You're such an odorti."
"How is odorti even remotely close to idiot? HOW?"
"If you cant handle the groove don't juice the moose."
by asdahetha December 22, 2022
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Double moose knuckle

Damn look at tyreesha’s double moose knuckle , it could swallow a house
by Johnpiraino84 February 8, 2022
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Master Moose

Given to the highest rank of a person nicknamed Moose. This person is a great man in every way whether it’s sports, comedy or in the bedroom. It takes years to achieve the status of a Master Moose. Master Moose is typically a nickname for someone named Mustafah.
Hes been trying to hard to be a Master Moose. Maybe it’s because his name doesn’t have an H at the end!
by mosesmalone2424 November 23, 2021
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Moose Knuckle

When you wear tight jeans and there's a bulge in their pants and their balls makes a knuckled that looks like a moose
Damn Mikes jeans are really tight...you can see his moose knuckle
by Brain Pretzel September 17, 2020
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