mary janing 

deepthroating a bong to the furthest of your capabilities, inhaling the smoke then exhaling while sticking your tongue out

Yo, make sure to clean off the bong when you're done mary janing

mary janing by anna#banana January 31, 2024

Mary Sherlock

Mary is a gorgeous young woman, a true sunshine. The people in her life can bet themselves lucky, for she is picky, but will shower those she cares for with unconditional love and gratitude.

A message for the boys out there: man up, or the memory of her will haunt your thoughts for eternity. This person made out of wonderfulness deserves nothing less than pink, fluffy p*bes. I mean b*obs. Messing with you, I mean happiness.

🪳Is that girl depressed?

🤤Nah, that's just Mary Sherlock, goddess of the sun.

🪳Soo...
🪳Seasonal depression?

🤤Yup.

Mary Sherlock by Watson4real February 11, 2024

Mary’s kids 

Mary’s kids are repeat juvenile offenders in Minneapolis who receive light or no sentences from county attorney Mary Moriarty.

The 16-year old committed five armed robberies but was out of detention in a month. He’s one of Mary’s kids.

Mary’s kids by MplsMickey February 16, 2024

Mary Jane 

A sexy beautiful person with curly hair. Who loves to play hello kitty games and is short. Probably raps good too.

Person one: hey did you hear Mary Janenew song?
Person two: yes it was so good she ate.
Person one:omg let’s have sex!

Mary Jane by Dictionariesworlldwide March 3, 2024

Mary Jane 

A sexy beautiful person with curly hair. Who loves to play hello kitty games and is short. Probably raps good too.

Person one: hey did you hear Mary Jane’s song?
Person two: yes it was so good she ate.
Person one:omg let’s have sex!

Mary Jane by Dictionariesworlldwide March 3, 2024

Mary Reilly 

You‘ll never meet anyone like her. She's a really strong girl and she's doing her absolute best to deal with any problems she's facing and would never give up no matter how hard. She makes you want to try your best to deal with your problems too. She might not realize it but she's helped you a lot and I don't know how I'll ever repay her. (She’s also a kick-ass ninja)

I really love “Mary Reilly”

Mary Reilly by D622 March 23, 2024

Mary Poppins pussy

When your vaginally hole is on the rather larger size and ...its a bird..its a plane...no its fucking Texas up in that hole. A batch that just swallow large foreign objects with her vagina. No bueno

Dude 1: Shit, I bagged this batch last night, me and home put both fists , elbow deep!
Dude 2: Dan dawg... sounds like she's got a Mary Poppins pussy, stay away from that...shits dangerous AF!

Mary Poppins pussy by 1w0k3upl1k3th1s April 27, 2024