Leftical

Noun: Slang:
Leftical: Left testical

Oh my god dude! I just popped my leftical!

by Carter Hansen December 8, 2006

left tarded

1) The inability to use the left side of your body well, beyond just being right dominant.
2) Sucking at using the left side of your body to the point where you think the left side of your body is retarded.

Alan: "Dude, you suck at doing those side steps!"
Dylan: "I can't help it, man! I'm left tarded!"

by Righty {:) March 27, 2011

i think i left them on your wife's side of the bed

a funny as hell way of insulting a man by implying that you've screwed his wife

james: have you seen my gimp mask and anal harness?
bob: huh??
james: i think i left them on your wife's side of the bed

or

paul: have you seen my boxers? I think I left them on your wife's side of the bed
john: that dirty whore! did she ask you to do bukkake?

by Tipp Ex September 10, 2009

leftism

Leftism is a contagious political mental disorder that puts you and your people at risk.

Spencer: *Writes song lyric* "Math is gay"
Teacher: That's very offensive! You should be ashamed of yourself.
Jake: *Laughs* You have leftism loser. Stay away from me!

by Jake16261 June 28, 2019

leftist

Someone who thinks liberty is found through government controls in economics; which makes no sense. They also beleive liberty pertaining to drugs, abortion, and prostitution is found through the lack of government which makes much sense.

Liberals are half cool.

by bob November 2, 2003

Leftover Lisa

a girl or woman who cannot get a date no matter how hard she tries. Many of these individuals are nice, clean, caring people who just don't have the looks, money or popularity to find a partner.

Nancy is a pediatric nurse who makes $25 an hour, but cannot find a date. But while she is a kind, caring, talented, giving person who anyone would be happy to know, she is also 5'2 and 300 lbs, rendering her a Leftover Lisa, as men generally do not see past her size.

by Laiho's Eyeliner September 29, 2008

Left overs

When you smell the food and/or snack of the previous male that they tasted upon cunnilingus.

Rob went down on Coleen and he tasted the left overs... chili cheese freetos

by Nipple Knockers March 24, 2021