Lauren

A snobby, broken girl who thinks her future will play out perfectly but has yet to feel any hardships.

Don’t be a Lauren Craig

by Big cockroach June 18, 2020

The Lauren Effect

Acting more promiscuous, provocative, sexual when in the presence of a female/male named Lauren

“Why are you being a whore rn?”
“Because I’m around Lauren, it’s The Lauren Effect”

by Litler lover June 26, 2023

local Lauren forcement

What we'd have if Ms. Bacall was sheriff.

Since da former Mrs. Humphrey Bogart was such a strong proponent of women's rights, said famous Liberal-Party actress might have had to do some major 'weeding of da ranks" --- or at least instigate a robustly-potent gender-fairness-training program --- if she'd assumed a "local Lauren forcement" role, since not all of da deputies under her control might have been similarly equality-minded.

by QuacksO March 17, 2024

lauren renee valdez

A girl who wants to be the best she can be and won't let you hold her back. You might not realize at first but she's enchanting in her personality and looks. Once you get to know her she is not shy at all and will blurt out anything on her mind appropriate or not. She loves animals and animals love her. She goes with the flow but if she doesn't agree she won't . If she doesn't like you , you'll know. She has a fairly large behind as well!

Bro that's Lauren Renee Valdez
Man she is smoking hot.

by Boo02 June 23, 2017

Lauren Bauer

MOMMY. The Ass queen of CP. So hot.

"Dude, Lauren Bauer just posted"
"Dude, I know that shit is gas."

by PeterDamionDanielsDonnelly June 22, 2023

Lauren

Typically smells like ranch dressing unless you get her on a good day. She will often braid her hair with old potatoes and sniffs peoples buttholes on a whim. Cannot do anything except itch herself and breakout in hives.

Person: Have you seen Lauren!?
Me: No but I can smell her from here

by Dr. Cool with an H December 11, 2021

Lauren Standriff

Female born in 1982. Range includes Central-Northern region of North America with rare sitings further east and west. Has been seen with groups of younger members of her species for long periods at a time. Seems to have an affinity for guacamole and trucks.
Often seen in the company of a yellow dog/lobster.

1) Lauren Standriff was in my 5th grade science class.
2) Is it possible for Lauren Standriff to fly an airplane while blindfolded?
3) I once saw Lauren Standriff in the Jewel buying avocados and salsa.

by The Driff February 4, 2010