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Did a Lobmaier

Expression for when somebody did something equally dangerous, nonsensical and still believes it was the only right thing to do and understands this insane livethreatening action as a romantic action - as in the romantics in literature.
Person 1: "Last summer I hiked through the Amazonas and petted an aligator then I got stung by some weird insect and a bump kept growing. My Sister just popped it once I was back home and hundreds of little spiders sprung out of it, hihi."
Person2: "Well you really did a Lobmaier there buddy."
by C0PY July 28, 2019
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Cooking Up Lobster Tails

Actually not a euphemism or metaphor for anything, some guys just fucking love lobster tails
This guy is homeless, but he loves cooking up lobster tails and eating olives straight from the jar
by thebigyeti March 14, 2021
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Mom's lobster tail

Mom's fat cock. Huge massive shlong. Guinness world record holder for fattest cock.
Did you hear yao got to see mom's lobster tail? he said that shit was humungous
by dndndnlol June 30, 2021
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Boiling the lobster

A sexual innuendo. Also could be interpreted as sticking your “member” inside a woman’s…and letting it marinade
“Ya bro, I had a few too many and ended up boiling the lobster with her”
by Knob Slopper November 17, 2021
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Emptying the lobster crate

A group of men blowing their loads over a sunburnt English person.
Oh my god Jessica, Jolyne was emptying the lobster crate last night after a day at the beach. What a slut.
by Fidgetdoge01 October 3, 2021
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boburnhams.left.ear.lobe

A really cool and nice mutual who makes Bo Burnham related content.
Boconut #1: "Have you seen boburnhams.left.ear.lobe's edits?"
Boconut #2: "Yeah, they're very impressive!"
by Imaspecialkindawhiteguyy October 17, 2021
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Works at Red lobster

oh sad ppl who can never let go of dirty old baggage and cry to manipulate people.
Greg works at red lobster messed up with his coworker because he couldn’t stop talking about his ex and cries every time his coworker tells him he doesn’t want to see him anymore
by Redlobatersadboy May 12, 2022
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