Kid lady

Toddlers in tiaras in a pant suit: a small child presented as a proper lady.

Honey Boo Boo is a kid lady

by Saranghettichic March 7, 2015

Lady Chotch

A bitch who you want to totally rip the ovaries out of and ridicule in the presence of about 356,000 people.

"Rachel is a twat bitch who should go get off to a vibrator because no one wants to put up with her bitchitude. She's a straight Lady Chotch."

by LittlePeopleBigWorld October 29, 2011

Lady blowjob

When your pussy get slurped, licked and lathered properly with mutual consent by a male or female performer.

Brett, don’t get so drunk that you can’t give me a lady blowjob!!!

by Wolfslayer January 14, 2018

Lady Titsbouncington

A woman made of breasts, with nipples for days! A tiny human body may also be attached somewhere in there.

Lady Titsbouncington cannot walk because her tits are too huge.

by Sir Titsbouncington January 15, 2011

lady hitler

Any woman named Kelsey. Most likely is a fascist, but she will never tell you. She will play with you, mentally, and make you think she’s the epitome of a liberal.

I used to date this Lady Hitler. She lied to me about her political views constantly. I didn’t notice the truth until it was too late.

by SecretZen May 15, 2018

Dog Lady

Like a cat lady, but with dogs instead.

That woman with 50 greyhounds down the street is a real dog lady

by nb2021 December 22, 2020

Lady Trifle

The mess left on your face after you’ve gone down on your lady during her period.

“Sarah loves it when I start licking hoofage but I forgot she was on an now I’m covered in lady trifle!”

by Splunky September 24, 2022