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brown laser beam

liquefied shit
my arse was bubbling and i sit down on the toilet and a jet of liquefied shit shot out my ass like a brown laser beam
by spaff61 November 30, 2011
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fart lasso

A fart so bad that its like someone wrapped a lasso around your neck and pulled it tight. You can't breathe.
Dude, yesterday I gave Chris the ol' fart lasso. He didn't breathe for so long he turned purple!
by Flaming Moobs December 3, 2013
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Poo laser

Buttered coffee is good, unless you're lactose intolerant and have a resistance to java. Then, it becomes a poo laser.
by driverone January 13, 2014
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Titty Lasers

The vestigial defensive reflex of a female to compress her breasts, producing a high intensity laser, intended to ward off the opposite sex and nothing else
I tried to make a move on Lucy, but she chased me off with her titty lasers
by The Captian May 5, 2015
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the last pringle

The last of anything that everyone wants.
All but one of the hot cheerleaders already had serious boyfriends. The entire football team agreed that Sarah was the last pringle.
by Holden234 April 10, 2016
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The Last Ship

A show on the channel TNT about a pandemic that kills off 90% of the population. A Navy ship called the Nathan James run by Captain Thomas Chandler that is out at sea did not come in contact with the virus because of their location. A scientist on board, Dr. Rachel Scott, reveals to them that their mission was not to go to the Arctic, for that mission was to hide their real mission: to find the cure.
I watched The Last Ship the other day. I loved it!
by HeyGuysIt'sRo July 4, 2017
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