Is a name of a guy who seems shy at first, but once you get to know this person you realize they are the opposite of shy. They are a geek, and shares their love for music, mainly for AJR or Jon Bellion. He is handsome, smart, adorable, good with words, geeky, dorky, and has a passion for art/music.
by averagealien02 July 11, 2018
Fortnite-aphobic. Jordan hates people who play Fortnite. Also she believes in Bigfoot. Her favorite book is 1984. Her celebrity crush is Karl Marx.
by Trippy Asparagus January 17, 2018
jordan is the most talented brilliant bestie you’ll ever meet she can still ur mans and then make a plot twist from you to her😊😊
zoe laverne: OMG THATS PROVEZOE (JORDAN)
any dumb ugly person: who tf is jordan
zoe laverne: THE MOST TALENTED EDITOR IN MY FANDOM!
any dumb ugly person: who tf is jordan
zoe laverne: THE MOST TALENTED EDITOR IN MY FANDOM!
by cooter fairy June 30, 2021
A girl who religiously wears outfit matching scrunchies, unapologetically uses the phrases “sksksksksk” and “TEA” in her text messages, and has the biggest crush on Landon McLendon.
Omg did you hear that Jordan Doughty fell all the way down the stairs and fractured her growth plate, what a loser!!
by PeytonLovesCole<3 June 10, 2019
An intense workout adminsitered by a superior instructor who is a specieman of atheltic prowess. Trainees of a "Jordan Workout" often feel sheepish and lackluster at best.
A: Hey Bobby, wanna do a Jordan Workout tomorrow?
B: Ah man, wish I could. Last time I did one of those I felt like such a pussy. The feeling sat with me for awhile until I saw my therapist.
A: Wow, wanna do Zumba instead?
B: I'm game
B: Ah man, wish I could. Last time I did one of those I felt like such a pussy. The feeling sat with me for awhile until I saw my therapist.
A: Wow, wanna do Zumba instead?
B: I'm game
by Monday-International Chest Day April 30, 2020
A black boy that has a very large dick and very ugly and likes girls who can twerk but Latina girls are fine Jordan Is very talented and good at sports
by JordanVs April 02, 2019
Felix jordan has a very small willy
by Bigggg willly mannn November 08, 2020