Jonatan

A totally complete dick that is a hartbreaker and will not treat girls right will block you on instagram Facebook and Twitter he is Just a butt

Omg that guy is a Jonatan

by themasterbananaparty September 7, 2017

Jonathans

British slang term for diarrhea.

Most likely a variation on colloquial term "the trots", derived from the English cricketer Jonathan Trott

I had the Jonathans this morning.

by pamelajamsamwitch November 14, 2011

Dios head x Jonathans body

Uwu, Dio steals jonathans body and it super great and amazing. If you dare act against this ship I will turn your pelvis to dust and slap your back and kick you in the knee. Don't doubt this stuff and love it <3

DIo> uwu your body is so sexy

Jonathan> uwu, yes my head Dios head x Jonathans body for life bitches

Random guy> REVERSE JESUS BITCH

by Stalin our amazing god December 6, 2019

Jonathon Michael

when two guys are in the sixty nine position and are fisting each other

Dude I can't sit down this morning because Mr. Garrison and I tried the Jonathon Michael last night.

by Trogdor20x6 March 26, 2010

jonathon baek

A wonderful human being, who has an unhealthy addiction to sports, rubber ducks, and a bloodline feud with unicorns. He has the best skin anyone has seen on a man, and goes on frequent golfing trips. He will probably be mean to you at first, but will get to know and appreciate you. Jonathon is a very intelligent funny person, and can teach you many things.

"Hey Jonathon Baek, can I use the bathroom?"
"I don't know, can you?"

by KaironeyBaloney May 15, 2019

Johnathan

Johnathan is a scummy adulterer who watches porn at the school shags members of staff and alternates between two women cause he’s an indecisive prick speaking on that subject his is very small

Oh Johnathan it’s so small!!

by Jefflikesmeff March 31, 2020

Johnathan

Great at basketball, fortnite and is a real Lakers fan. He is confident, smart, loyal, amazing and funny. He is one of the greatest guys you could ever be around.

Damn Johnathan, Lakers are going off aren't they?

by Shennnn January 14, 2020