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It’s normally installed when attacker mentions the name Joe, and victim asks who this mysterious Joe is. The attacker will then smoothly hit with “JOE MAMA”, ripping the victim to threads.
Intellectuals will perform this simple counter attack:
When attacker mentions Joe, victim will ask if he’s related to Candice. When attacker asks who Candice is, victim(no longer victim) will shoot back “CANDICE DICK FIT IN JOE MAMAS ASS!”
This hit is therefore critical.
It’s normally installed when attacker mentions the name Joe, and victim asks who this mysterious Joe is. The attacker will then smoothly hit with “JOE MAMA”, ripping the victim to threads.
Intellectuals will perform this simple counter attack:
When attacker mentions Joe, victim will ask if he’s related to Candice. When attacker asks who Candice is, victim(no longer victim) will shoot back “CANDICE DICK FIT IN JOE MAMAS ASS!”
This hit is therefore critical.
Scenario one:
Person 1- “Hey, do you know Joe?”
Person 2- “Joe who?”
Person 1- “JOE MAMA!! LOLLL!!L!!LL!!!”
Person 2- *proceeds to fling self off cliff*
Scenario two:
Person 1- “Hey, do you know Joe?”
Person 2- “Oh, is he related to Candice?”
Person 1- “Candice who?”
Person 2- “cANDICE DICK FIT IN JOE MAMAS ASS!!!!”
Person 1- *ultimate damage critical hit*
Person 1- “Hey, do you know Joe?”
Person 2- “Joe who?”
Person 1- “JOE MAMA!! LOLLL!!L!!LL!!!”
Person 2- *proceeds to fling self off cliff*
Scenario two:
Person 1- “Hey, do you know Joe?”
Person 2- “Oh, is he related to Candice?”
Person 1- “Candice who?”
Person 2- “cANDICE DICK FIT IN JOE MAMAS ASS!!!!”
Person 1- *ultimate damage critical hit*
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'Fantastic Joes' are usually seen pwning any number of undesirables, including waste cadets, nub biscuits, Chuckleheads, N00btrons and Chodey McChodersons.
Word often ironically used in a 'gaming' context.
Can also be used in verb form.
See also: God, Joe Kickass, Chuck Norris, Leonidas, Badass, pwntastic, Sex God, Gigant0r, Korean High Five, Epic, Uncle Philed, Robocop, Roflcopter, Filth Wizard, lol
'Fantastic Joes' are usually seen pwning any number of undesirables, including waste cadets, nub biscuits, Chuckleheads, N00btrons and Chodey McChodersons.
Word often ironically used in a 'gaming' context.
Can also be used in verb form.
See also: God, Joe Kickass, Chuck Norris, Leonidas, Badass, pwntastic, Sex God, Gigant0r, Korean High Five, Epic, Uncle Philed, Robocop, Roflcopter, Filth Wizard, lol
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Example #1 (Noun form)
Cuthbert: "Crikey! Who's that fellow Reginald!? I daresay he seems to be pwning!"
Reginald: "I've not the foggiest! But he sure is a Fantastic Joe..."
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Example #2 (Noun form)
Old Lady: "Oi! Someone stop that toerag! He's nicked my 'andbag!"
*Thief begins to run and is suddenly accosted*
<unknown man>: "Citizen, stop. Your have 5 seconds to comply...
Stunned Onlooker: "Wtf? Who's this Fantastic Joe?"
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Example #3 (Verb form)
Insane armed man #1: "Punk! Step back! These are my Doritos!"
Insane armed man: "Mother chode! I'ma Fantastic Joe yo' ass!" *opens fire*
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Example #4 (Verb form)
*Day of Defeat is being played. Suddenly a heavy jumps out of a bush like a maniac with a BAR and headshots a proner in the face*
Bush dwelling maniac: "You just got Fantastic Joed"
Example #1 (Noun form)
Cuthbert: "Crikey! Who's that fellow Reginald!? I daresay he seems to be pwning!"
Reginald: "I've not the foggiest! But he sure is a Fantastic Joe..."
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Example #2 (Noun form)
Old Lady: "Oi! Someone stop that toerag! He's nicked my 'andbag!"
*Thief begins to run and is suddenly accosted*
<unknown man>: "Citizen, stop. Your have 5 seconds to comply...
Stunned Onlooker: "Wtf? Who's this Fantastic Joe?"
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Example #3 (Verb form)
Insane armed man #1: "Punk! Step back! These are my Doritos!"
Insane armed man: "Mother chode! I'ma Fantastic Joe yo' ass!" *opens fire*
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Example #4 (Verb form)
*Day of Defeat is being played. Suddenly a heavy jumps out of a bush like a maniac with a BAR and headshots a proner in the face*
Bush dwelling maniac: "You just got Fantastic Joed"
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