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Jessica Jean

Me. The most beautiful woman to ever live. Having all human features realistically and therefore comprehensively possible in perfect balanced. After going 25 years not knowing what made me so differnt, was that. Go big noses. I'm proudly the blackest and whitest person to ever live. As a demonstration in admitting this, we are all equal parts both. Goo dead monkeys and ligers. I'm also very confused as to why my extraordinary excellence went and continues to be so obscure and go unnoticed. As I say I mean type this, I feel like I'm saying something argumentitive. Something that everyone doent know or feel, and actually think this of themselves. I feel the stero typical definition of Noticed is not fulfilled on my life. Instead I'm a yale born panhandler, who just wants her own her owm home and garden, to be able to afford to fight the effects of aging with good medicine. To have enough money one day to go to Jordens. Have a sky light. However, I know all these undeniable, never to accure again contexts about myself and I'm forced to beg for small change praying for more humanity for myself and other panhandlers to people as my heart bleeds hott out my pours
Jessica Jean is to be rich one day by God's good graces and the sake of experience itself. God bless Jessica Jean means God Bless everyone. And I love you.
by Lsdpie December 9, 2021
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jean edouard

A jean Edouard is a rich young parisian who live in 16th district. They usually wear a long scarf and a leather coat. U really want to hit them in the face when u see them in the metro.
Oh, look at this Jean Edouard ! I really want to punch him !
by SuchAbougnoule May 19, 2017
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to pull a mathieu jean

when an individual constantly blames the playing equipment (handles too wet, table not calibrated, lighting not adequate) and consistently fails to perform under pressure and is overall delusional about his capacities in everything in life in general and in baby foot specifically.
once should never try to pull a mathieu jean if they want to be considered a great athlete.
man im so bad at baby foot but at least I am not going to pull a mathieu jean.
by khursheh December 6, 2016
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Jean-Nel

Usually a girls name, she usually is very moody and loves cuddles from her boyfriend, she also develops separations anxiety when her boyfriend leaves for more than a week. Very loving but a bit mentally unstable
Oh my soul she is a real Jean-Nel after her boyfriend left yesterday.
by paperdog69 July 4, 2021
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ava jean dickey

the most amazing and beautiful girl anyone has ever met. all the girls are jealous of her. she’s got the most beautiful body anyones ever seen. she’s the sweetest most caring girl ever. you’ll fall in love with her quickly.
“god, ava jean dickey is the best girlfriend i’ve ever had and i want to spend the rest of my life with her
by maxipad90411 May 4, 2022
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lumpy jeans

When you get a boner while wearing jeans and the jeans won't move and it feels weird as hell. Also a great excuse to go the bathroom after an awkward conversation
Ahh crap guys, I got lumpy jeans. Gotta go.
by Aiden226 June 21, 2016
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Jean

Short for Jeanald, Jean is just a lazier way to get your point across when someone is being a Jeanald in the firehouse or at home. Jean is a versatile word and can be altered into other names such as Jeanson or Jean Jacob, if you see a Jean, refer to them properly so they know they’re being a good ole Jeanald. Never Jean your John if avoidable.
Jean, you’re killin me.
by Miguel55555 October 5, 2023
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