Jamie halpin

That emo child in school that listens to Oprah not being funny but simply because he likes it for some reason. He aspires to work in a church to hear confections.

*Walks past Jamie Halpin*
Guy 1 - Holy Shit! Was that guy seriously listening to Oprah music.
Guy 2 - Dale, I believe he was..

by The Local Candy Man 69 October 19, 2021

Jamie's Law

When repeatedly failing becomes normal and you just give up trying
Knowing that it's not important anyway because in the end it will be okay

Person A: You missed the Trash again
Person B: Well, it's just Jamie's Law

by I_missed_the_trash February 27, 2024

JAMIE HAMILTON

BEAUTIFUL, SPICY, SMART, COUNTRY GIRL, STRONG, AMAZING BUTT

SHES THE MOST JAMIE HAMILTON GIRL I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!!!
DAMN SHES GOT A NICE JAMIE HAMILTON ON HER!!!

by B-DubSTB April 06, 2021

National Hate Jamie Carragher Day

The event on May 23rd celebrating the hatred towards the defender with the second most own goals in the Premier League.

'He keeps not caring about our results, can't wait for National Hate Jamie Carragher Day'

by Baguettine December 10, 2023

Jamie The Sexy Man

JAMIE HAS 6 INCHES OF MEAT AND IS THE BEST IN BED, HE IS MY DADDY, DADDY JAMES AHHHHHH

PS: The name Eli is someone with a cock that is the size of a mouse

Jamie the sexy man, AUGGGGGGGG

by ThatOneSexy November 03, 2023

jamie-kier

A mysterious creature of the night.

Th3 non sleeper
Tough and good looking
Big ojib

Hey did you see that "jamie-kier" walk by?

"Yes he is such a hunk"

by Keere keir kiera October 19, 2020

jamie k

his hairline is a wee bit fucked but it’s okay because you can’t see it anymore, unless you lift his hair up. he also has knee syndrome but that’s also ok because he’s a sound wee dood

“jamie k, yeah that guy”

by thebigfatnogga June 02, 2019