Panda Bear Jones

Pioneers of fine finger metal

Panda Bear Jones play it..

by hoofs January 05, 2011

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Nigga ball jones

The strongest nigga in the order of nigger. He is omnipotent and has the ability to change in race and size.

If you eat your vegetables you might as strong as nigga ball jones

by Sackboy69 July 08, 2021

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Pullin a Matt Jones

To like your own comment on Facebook.

I am pullin a Matt Jones and like my own comment.

by DMSDad July 17, 2011

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Jim Jones Party

A Jim Jones Party is when you crush up a bunch of Ativan, Xanax, Valium, or any other water soluble benzodiazapine tranquilizers and then dissolve them in a punchbowl filled with grape Kool-Aid...

Invite twenty people to the party...With ten of the people arriving early and the other ten arriving two hours later...

Have the first ten people drink the punch...

Pop in a video tape of the film "Guyana Tradgedy" starring Powers Booth as Jim Jones and hit "Play"...

By the end of the film, everybody at the party should be passed out (Havem pass out on the floor)...

Soon, the other ten party-goers will have showed up to the party to "make the discovery"...

When Chris' mom got home, she saw ten teenagers unconscious, laying on the floor, with the T.V. on static...She knew it immediatley...Another fuckin' Jim Jones Party

by Uncle Beasley April 03, 2006

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jones beach syndrome

Realization that you're going to shit your pants and there's no hope of making it to a bathroom.

(derived from the between the restroom/parking lot/snack bar at NYC's popular public beach and the area where all the best eye candy tends to settle for the day)

It didn't even occur to me I'd get a major case of jones beach syndrome after eating bad mexican food and then going on a hike.

by ohgodnotagain August 10, 2009

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