Let's see here....this guy has millions of dollars, 20 cars, 50 pairs of shoes, specialized clothing, a bigass house, endorsements from many corporations, his own restaurant, and (how many?) boats, yet I can't believe that, with all of his wealth, he couldn't even hold on to the nympho known as Britney Spears for more than 3 months. Obviously this is a sign that he is probably just overcompensating for something he lacks as a man (if we can call him a man at all).
Britney Spears: I'm leaving you, Justin. Your penis is simply too small.
Justin Timberlake: It's not the size that matters. It's the motion of the ocean.
Britney Spears: That's what six of my ex-boyfriends said.
Justin Timberlake: It's not the size that matters. It's the motion of the ocean.
Britney Spears: That's what six of my ex-boyfriends said.
by pop music sucks December 17, 2003
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Some fangirls say I'm hating on him because he's a kid, but he's actually older than I am, so that makes no sense.
I'm also not jealous of a kid who sucked L.A. Reid's dick for a record deal, so you can take that argument and shove it in your cooch.
A chorus consisting of only the word "Baby" doesn't make for a good song, and his voice is like sandpaper on the ears of the sane.
Some fangirls say I'm hating on him because he's a kid, but he's actually older than I am, so that makes no sense.
I'm also not jealous of a kid who sucked L.A. Reid's dick for a record deal, so you can take that argument and shove it in your cooch.
A chorus consisting of only the word "Baby" doesn't make for a good song, and his voice is like sandpaper on the ears of the sane.
Thing 1: HAVE YOU HEARD THE NEW JUSTIN BIEBER ALBUM?!
Thing 2: YEAH IT"S SO AMAZING!!!!! WHAT ABOUT YOU?!!!
Human: No. I'd sooner have Jason Miller clap my ears than listen to that abomination.
Thing 1: WHATEVER! YOU'RE JUST JELLY 'CAUSE HE'S MORE SUCCESSFUL THAN YOU!
Human: I'm a rocket scientist...
Thing 2: YEAH IT"S SO AMAZING!!!!! WHAT ABOUT YOU?!!!
Human: No. I'd sooner have Jason Miller clap my ears than listen to that abomination.
Thing 1: WHATEVER! YOU'RE JUST JELLY 'CAUSE HE'S MORE SUCCESSFUL THAN YOU!
Human: I'm a rocket scientist...
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Reason why music is dying and why you should kill yourself. His music makes your brain die faster than a bullet does. Was recently declared a gay legend by Bubba and Batman, the king and queen of gays.
by JustinBieberrapedmydog October 2, 2011
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by moosehead September 25, 2006
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The chillest,cutest and honest girl. She’s very anti-social but her online friends r her happiness! If she gotta mans back tf up,but if she don’t hit her tf up!💗 She’ll usually like you in sum ways but sumthings r just gonna bother her ;( Don’t mind them. If you like Justine and personally do love her don’t stop cuz once she finds out she’ll always be trynna either facetime or text you💀 After all Justine’s a great person and shell always stick by your side! And will always put a smile on your face:)
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