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car-j

A vehicular object used for transportation of people and goods, typically to Taco Bell.

Although generally burnt orange in appearance, various car-j’s have existed and manifest into existence routinely.

Famous drivers of car-js include Joe Pesci, Sam O’Lina Gnocchi (inventor of gnocchi), and Irving R Shyster.
Ask another question and I’ll hit you with my car-j.
by R-Dave September 23, 2020
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The J-slur

The J-slur, also known as ''Jorik'' is a derogatory way to refer to a guy with blonde/brown hair who likes to lick door handles.

Calling someone a ''Jorik'' can be very painful for some people so be careful
Jimmie: lmao wtf, he licks doorhandles
Joost: lmao let's call him the J-slur
by LijmPistool June 16, 2022
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J Work

Damn!! His J Work Stupid son!
by joe989966 October 29, 2010
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Jockin J

when a female hits on/flirts with/touches/talks to/texts the male you currently are dating/hooking up with/or like; tends to be found in sophomores; annoying
"WHO IS THAT GIRL HITTIN ON YO MAN? JOCKIN J!"
by pissedoffbigtime01 June 5, 2009
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J Knockout

A one-hit knockout that occurs at the end of a J Fight.
That J Knockout ended this long J Fight!
by Obamazing December 31, 2009
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j-squat

A ridiculously obnoxious person. Someone you can't stand to be around due to an abnormally large annoyance factor.
Guy: Dude what is that j-squat doing at my party?
by ebd3 July 29, 2009
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j-bong

a (water) bong, without a bowl, made just for smoking joints through
Damn man, did you see the hit George took off that j-bong? He was coughing for hours
by r3in March 14, 2008
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