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Mud Bath

To shit in a bowl of hot water, then use the mixture to take a sponge bath.
Steve: Why do you smell so bad man?
Al: I took a nice hot Mud Bath this morning.
by LordKarnos November 12, 2019
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Kentucky bath

Washing oneself with a soapy wet washcloth instead of taking a shower or immersing oneself in a bathtub.
We don't have time for showers. Just give the kids a Kentucky bath.
by WritingJoy January 27, 2014
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old guy bathed

the old guy asks you to be bathed, when he already been bathed
the old guy bathed when you bathed the old guy in the squat rack and the old guy comes and ask you to be bathed
by teratin June 14, 2023
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Bird Bath

A bird bath is when someone walks in on you masturbating, forcing you to quickly stick your member back in your pants as you blow your load, leaving a sticky mess all over your "Bird".
Fuck dude, you made me give myself a bird bath when you walked in on me earlier.
by GrowingStains May 7, 2018
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man grenade bath blaster

When a man lets out a gigantic, colossal fart in the bath tub.
Greg: Did you hear Frank's man grenade bath blaster after he ate all that Chipotle last night? It shook the house, I swear!
Bill: You mean I stayed in the bunker all night, thinking it was an earthquake, for nothin?
Greg: Well, at least you were partially spared from Frank's wrath.
by SparkyMae March 8, 2022
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Cat Bath

Cleaning oneself more thoroughly like a regular bath but outside a bathtub/shower, usually due to constrained time
I needed to be somewhere soon so I took a cat bath between the gym and then.
by Mr. Thew September 11, 2019
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shower bath head

The best way to describe a terrible human
Friend: wow I love Jorge Lorenzo
Me: Ew he’s such a shower bath head
by Smeho June 12, 2018
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