Toxic/Unhealthy Relationship

A relationship that causes physical pain, vows that revolve around unaliving, and pain to everyone around them.

Oh dude, have you seen the latest headline about Machine Gun Kelly and Meghan Fox? The engagement ring he gave her stabs her. They drink each other's bl00d too... Weird stuff. What a Toxic/Unhealthy Relationship.

by HarmoniousChaos June 30, 2022

middle school relationship

a relationship between middle schoolers that is usually cringy, drama filled, short lived, and/or idiotic. you will likely want to vomit due to the cringe

Tara: Omg Kyle you’re soo cute!
Kyle: Stawp it! You’re cuter!
Tara: I wuv you so much honeybun! <3
Kyle: I wuv you more my sugarplum!
*awkward side hug*
An average kid trying to get to class: I'm gonna be sick. They’re the cringiest middle school relationship ever.
Their friend: Ditto.

by mikutoaster July 4, 2022

Relationship

Something the girl wants but a guy can never commit to bc n*gas ain’t shit

Boy: I don’t want a relationship rn

by Mensuck69420 August 14, 2022

Relationship Warrior

When you’re S/O’s friend’s monitor everything you do/ have done just for the sole reason to report it to your partner to attempt to cause issues with your relationship

Damn nigga get your relationship warrior ass
friends and tell them to go somewhere. They're
causing unnecessary issues for us.

by John_Wick_slayer69 August 27, 2022

Birth control relationship

When a girl only dates guys beneath her because the birth control she's on has her hormones so fucked up that she's attracted to the pheromones of weak, feminine men. These relationships typically end after the girl stops taking birth control as she discovers how naturally repulsed she is of her sissy bf after the fact.

Similar to "chocolate-covered raisin" relationships. You could put chocolate on anything — caramel, marshmallows, peanut butter, etc — putting it on a raisin is just insulting.

"Why is she dating that guy? He must be really funny, have a lot of money or a big donkey dick."

"No he's a loser, it's a birth control relationship."

by derp216 September 6, 2022

Looshanite Relationship

Two friends who date so they’re not single.

Guy: We should date as just friends
Girl: bet, a looshanite relationship

by Sil3nTDreemurr October 29, 2022

nicklex relationship

It’s a strong and healthy relationship in the winter , but in the summer it’s a open relationship

-I hooked up with a girl tonight !
- Really? Aren’t you in a relationship???
-I’m in a nicklex relationship 😉

by n1klgc November 12, 2022