bags of shit to hold

When somebody dumps an unpleasant task on you with the expectation that you must immediately do something about it, especially when the task in question is completely outside your ordinary area of responsibility.
My elderly father lives 150 miles away but he just called telling me he has fallen on the floor and can't get up, as usual he gives me more bags of shit to hold.
by Gingerbread Demon May 29, 2023
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Holding up ring finger

You literally pull all the girls, since women often masturbate with that finger
Holding up ring finger
by Fifa pro player with 197 August 23, 2022
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Holding the sausage hostage

Chris: Hey Jack, whats an entertaining way to masturbate?
Jack: Try holding the sausage hostage.
Chris: Oh my god it works!
by the big bum December 09, 2020
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Holding the sausage hostage

Subscribing to Versinul (aka having a wank)
Chris: Hey Jack, whats an entertaining way to masturbate?
Jack: Try holding the sausage hostage.
Chris: Oh my god it works!
by the big bum December 09, 2020
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basket of clothes holding

When two men with homoerotic desires donate a basket of clothes to a male escort at their local bathhouse for sex.
As seen on Sniffies.com. If Anna's looking to make some money tonight let me know Looking together basket of clothes holding and I pay pretty well
If anyone's going to need some money
by Slam rusher March 27, 2023
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holding up a zero

i was holding up a zero and everyone thought I was cool.
by goawaybozo July 07, 2022
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holding beard

To think so deeply in thought you hold your beard. Or to be really stoned.
Dude, I was holding beard something fierce last night, I think I solved world hunger.
by Harvey Manpunch June 15, 2015
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