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Canada's History

A sexual act where the male performs vaginal penetration on a woman from behind(Referred to as "The Mountie"), while simultaneously putting both hands into the female's anus(called "The Moose Antlers").

Coffee from Tim Horton's is optional.
Dan performed Canada's History with Jan and now she'll be in the ER for 6-10 weeks.
by StormX February 4, 2010
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A sexual act where a Man pours Maple Syrup on his genitals untill it hardens. Then he beats your mate senseless. NO BLOOD NO FOUL!
Yo man, did you see Julie with that black eye, i think Dave gave her a lesson in Canada's History last night.
by Mad Mikey Ball Hog February 5, 2010
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ignore him. he's a historian. and called sam. therefore doubly worse!!!!
in fact, its 20 times better to be a ho as he so called calls one than a frigid historian
by Anonymous March 10, 2003
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A sexual act involving Moose Antlers, Maple Syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
Canada's History is so depraved that you can't say it on TV
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a sexual act involving moose antlers, maple syrup and the Stanley Cup.
me and my girlfriend did Canada's History last night and now she won't talk to me.
by rufus Schmidt February 4, 2010
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Placeing ice on one's testicles and pouring maple syrup on the penis, while perfroming falacio.
My balls were so numb because of that Canada's History I got last night. My pubic hair is still sticky.
by Venbert Colsteph February 5, 2010
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