hanger clog

When your wire clothes hangers get all up in each others' sh!@$, ruining yours in the process.

Damn, it would have taken just a minute to clean out my closet if it wasn't for the massive hanger clog I found down by my shoes. There was a mini hanger clog happening with the hangers on the rod, too.

by MonikerZ March 24, 2011

Handlejobbler

A handlejobbler is someone who handles jobs when there is no one else to handle them, and is not very cool because of it.

B: Dude! Chick-Fil-A is closed again! I hate that they aren't open on wednesday.
C: There's a KFC open down the road man! Relax!
B: Nah man, KFC's such a handlejobbler. I'd rather get chinese.

by Ursula McLean March 25, 2011

Hanger

When you get sooo hungry, you get angry. it is a combo of the words, hunger and anger.

I am sooo hungry that i have hanger!!!

by xfoxxyx October 30, 2011

hagglebeef

A raver with no place to stay immediately after the party, who is forced to haggle, make friends, then completely trash their abode in an ecstacy driven stupor.

"Don't invite JBoogs, he's a complete hagglebeef"

"I'm high, you guys tryna haggle for a bit?"

by mamacharv October 21, 2011

haegler

extremely large toe nails used for masturbating

earl has haegler

by habey October 25, 2011

Hangee

A guy who is being hanged.

John killed a man and the court pronounced him hangee. He's a dead man.

by el_pinko August 31, 2013

handle bender

A bowel movement involving extreme constipation/straining requiring a person to grip imaginary or real handles on either side of the toilet. The result is bent verticle steel handles due to the upward pull/force applied to them.

You were just in the bathroom for 10 minutes, that must have been a handle bender!

by drummer0 August 5, 2014