Horse pill

Noun-
An abnormally large pill(s) or referring to the strength of the pill being a heavy dose. Ideal one would thing such a pill was mean for a horse instead of a human.
Cute nurse: Here is you medicine for today.
Old man: I believe you have my medicine mixed up, these are horse pills.
Cute nurse: If you do not want to take your medicine. I will grind them up and put them in peanut butter and stick it to the roof your mouth, is that what you want?
Old man: No, fine I will take them.
by Magnum_p.i. February 04, 2016
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Sleepy Horse

A horse who is constantly sleepy. Never moves unless forced, eats only when fresh food has been placed under it's mouth and when it makes a bowel movement said horse never lifts it's tail. Hence not only a very sleepy horse, but a horse that has shit all over it's rear end and always drools. It sucks so bad that you could put Christmas lights all over it and it would matter. It would just make it a festive sleepy horse.
Basically it is the act of being a waste of life.
"Man that is one sleepy horse" or "You're a sleepy horse"
by Bree N. February 05, 2007
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Horse Sex!

common rebuttal of animal equality and equal status of animals used by vegans - especially when referencing the work of animal activists who attempt to "rescue" animals by stealing them from private farms.
"If other animals are the same as humans, then you are implying that there is no difference in having sexual relations with a badger or a human female.....that's horse sex!"
by BuddyJoe October 23, 2018
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White Horse

Street Definition for Cocaine Methamphetamine, and Heroine
Riding the white horse means to be high off one of these substances listed above
by Barz the Phoenix April 25, 2016
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Trojan Horse

Penis,cock,dick,pecker etc.
So called because it is associated with the Trojan brand of condoms that is placed over the penis.
And then I took out my Trojan Horse.
by Judge dredd7 January 04, 2012
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sally horse

1. a nasty, STD-ridden, "i wouldnt f*ck you with HIS dick", missing teeth, stinky prostitute

2. code word for nuts on your back

3. a girl who is more than a little slutty but doesnt seem to realize it, and when confronted about it, she "has no idea what you're talking about"

4. Kim from bus 5063
That girl in those hoochie mama shorts and half shirt is such a sally horse!

Vivian's new boyfriend pulled a sally horse on her. She wasn't too happy about it.
by Cherry Darling October 10, 2008
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horse monkey

Penetrating a person with a banana as you ride them like a horse.
I'm gonna horse monkey you like Seabicsuit.
by Vonrad Gramobellis November 14, 2013
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