veggie his valley

When a man sticks his Penis between another man's bum cheeks and in his bumhole.

Big Tom had the horn for Steve and really wanted to veggie his Valley!

by Angel2571 August 13, 2015

kick his fuck in

Northern Irish slang for beating someone up

If he doesn't stop slabbering about my ma ill kick his fuck in

by Lil Ellie October 26, 2014

Pissing on his table

A guest is taking too much advantage of a host's hospitality.

"You're always pissing on his table"

"Dude come on why you gotta piss on my table"

"Chad was pissing on Josh's table at the party last night"

by ThrowawayAcoutn October 14, 2014

flick his pickle

he masturbates

"dawn timothy must flick his pickle a lot because he hasn't hit that in a while."

by youdon't know November 20, 2017

laughing in his grave

Instead of a situation causing the dead to roll in discomfort, it instead cause them to laugh from the grave by being proved right in a way

Freud is laughing in his grave

by Gotta do everything myself August 9, 2020

gimpin his ride

The popular pursuit of taking an already pish car and rendering it even less desirable by festooning it with a plethora of cheap tat purchased from Halfords in a vain attempt to persuade young ladies to drop down.

Big Stevie spent a stack of beertokens gimpin his ride to get that wee burd from Tescos to drop down but she said his motor looked like he'd smashed into Poundstretchers window.

by neilyboy March 5, 2008

Parked in his spot

To have sexual intercourse with a girlfriend or wife who is not your own.

Note: This is not to be confused with putting your penis into another male...

Man 1: "Dude, you know Larry from accounting? Well, I totally parked in his spot last night!"

Man 2: "Dude, did you wrap? She has syphilis."

Man 1: "...."

by Cpt. Satanas May 5, 2010