greased lemur

Construct used to describe an impossibly difficult and annoying thing to obtain that one immediately regrets upon finally succeeding. Catching a greased lemur is nearly impossible and extremely frustrating. They are slippery and moody and bite. Greased up, they are even more of a nightmare. And when you finally catch it, you have a hairy, exhausted disgusting oily lemur. Great. Hooray for me.

Not entirely dissimilar to a pyrrhic victory.

Dude, she's a greased lemur what are you doing? You're going to hate yourself when you finally get her.

by beeuhnay May 25, 2016

greasy queef

when you are using oil during coitus and your produce a queef that consists of oil and pussy juices

Me and Ricky were having a oil orgy last week and i had a greasy queef!

by lildicknigga1219 May 17, 2016

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

Grease Pit

A commonly local food place where the menu consists mostly of fried or greasy food.

Ugh, this place is such a grease pit, I can almost hear my heart pounding.

by Koolkmanguy November 21, 2016

greasy toe

A toe in which is particularly disturbing, or which hasn't been cleaned properly.

Ollie has a greasy toe..

by SupremeGreen April 9, 2017

Greasebag

A fucking douche that is really annoying and usually a shit hair and thinks he can nail pussy

Jackson is fucking greasebag dude.

by Phu February 15, 2017

Greasy rig

A greasy rig is a pickup truck, that is usualy lifted more than 4", older than 2006, has plenty of rust and dents, usualy needs a ton of mechanical work, has a lot of led lights or just one big one across the roof and is not very safe to drive above 80kms on the road but off the road will do well above that

Buddy thats a greasy rig eh

by Quader200 February 16, 2017