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Land-grab

Ope! Hey! See it!? He admits it!

Hym "Yep. See? It's a Land-grab. 'WeLl ClEaRlY tHe OnLy WaY fOr Us To Be SaFe Is FoR iSrAeL tO jUsT tAkE aLl Of ThE lAnD wE wAnTeD aLl AlOnG!' Yeah! CLEARLY! That's fucking hilarious! Hate to break it to you Jews but they don't give a fuck about any decapitated babies. They aren't trying to aviod civilian casualties. They found an excuse to get rid of all the brown people so they can take their land. THE 'GAS RICH' LAND THAT THEY LITERALLY AREN'T ALLOWING THE PALESTINIAN PEOPLE TO BENEFIT FROM (BY THE WAY). RIGHT!? Because Palestine has SOME KIND of natural gas resources there that THEY COULD BE USING RIGHT NOW... but CAN'T because of an Israeli blockade that prevents trade... And it's hilarious because people are LITERALLY doing to ME a small-scale version of what they're doing to Palestine! I WONDER WHY I'M BLACKLISTED GUYS!? WHAT COULD IT POSSIBLY BE!? DID WE FIND AN M.O.!? The Palestinians are GAS RICH, their quality of life could improve overnight, but the Jews are just too important, and the Palestinians are just too dangerous! So, they set up an open air prison and subjugate them until they have an excuse to go in, take all of the resources that SHOULD BELONG TO THE PALESTINIANS, and take them for themselves under the auspices for 'keeping themselves safe.' This is not about safety. This is not about morality (The Jews and Christians literally worship and evil God so it is LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE for them to be "Moral").
It's about resources and wealth and controlling who has them. Because if you control who has all the wealth... You can then turn around an say 'Well I have all the wealth because I have the bestest most extra special values and NOT because I prevent people who don't share my values from gaining wealth by any means necessary 😉😉 (Up to and including stealing, murder, enslavement, subjugation, lying)' So, they're going to swoop in, steal all of the gas, enrich themselves, and what happens to the Palestinians? Doesn't matter! They weren't chosen by God. The 'fabric of the universe' (as Jordan likes to put it) made them unable to use the gas that would make them rich. I TOLD you motherfuckers it was a land-grab! Am I going to get credit? I doubt it! I doubt it. Why? 'YoU sAy MeAn ThInGs AbOuT wOmEnS aNd ReTaRds, HyM!' But do YOU MOTHERFUCKERS say mean things about me!? *cricket noises* HUH!? What's that!? Yeah, that's what I thought..."
by Hym Iam November 22, 2023
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National Grab Ass Day

Grab your girlfriends ass on the fourth of may
Hey tomorrow is may 4th, did you know that you are supposed to grab your girlfriends ass on the fourth of may, or better known as “National Grab Ass Day”.
by spainsh April 30, 2024
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Scam-grab

What Is a Scam-Grab?

A scam-grab (similar to 'land-grab') occurs when a new innovation, technique, tool, meta or technology enters the crypto market, conditioning participants to adopt a higher time preference due to its profitability and their greed (e.g., new coin meta, rapid creation of new coins and their potential profitability, and overall PumpFun runners).

From the scammer’s perspective, a scam-grab represents a massive opportunity to exploit market greed. This leads to a prisoner's dilemma-style race, where scammers rush to extract as much capital as possible before the opportunity disappears.
"I missed out on the Trump coin, it turned into a scam-grab with all the other ones being created."

"This new crypto bird animal meta quickly turned into a massive scam-grab."
by FranklinsCrypto February 18, 2025
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Stab & Grab Truck

Aka Repossession /parking enforcement type of self loading under reach configuration wrecker tow truck , method performed is Truck works very quickly to stab under vehicle activate L arms lift vehicle & vacate location before debtor/negligent driver can arrive & cause issue
Yo brah I saw the stab & grab truck scoop up Jamal’s Infiniti at zero dark thirty! Bank don’t play !
by Scratch Legba March 27, 2025
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to grab floof

the act of grabbing someone's tail, considered by many culture as an act of unseisoness, when you grab someone's floof they considered unseiso too
A: That guy used to grab floof left and right.
B: What!? That's so unseiso!
by smolrabbit August 6, 2025
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Smash and Grab

Forcefully smacking someone's ass then once contact is made, grabbing it firmly.
Stop smacking my ass!
I'm not, I'm giving you the ol' smash and grab!
by fUCKDpopO October 18, 2017
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cut’n’grab

It’s when smbd cut your backpack off and run.
This man is going to cut’n’grab tourist.
by Raul.duk February 6, 2018
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