golden cowbell

When you're pissing on a girls head and you smack your dick against her face while repeating the words " ding dong ding dong"

Last night while I was fucking your mom, she asked me to treat her like the filthy cow she is, so I grabbed her by the utters and gave her a golden cowbell!

by ReelDebt August 7, 2017

Golden Pass

The golden pass is what you theoretically "give" your partner letting them do anything to you in the bedroom and you can't say no or stop them

Guy 1: Dude I got the golden pass and we had the greatest sex ever!

Guy 2: Damn bro! You're lucky

by FuckingInSecret August 16, 2017

Golden octopus

When 8 guys stand around a chick and slap there tentacle ( penis) on her face while urinating. Then inks ( ejaculate) in her eyes.

Jenny from the block and the boys had some golden octopus fun last week.

by Reno9119 August 29, 2017

Golden Toaster

A golden toaster that can HECCING hack when you push the toaster thing up and down. The Golden Toaster is the most amaze toaster, it also makes great waffles.

Robbie used the Golden Toaster to break FANgeopolitics.

by Toaster@meBRO October 15, 2018

Golden poop

A really comforting poop after that you don't have to wipe much or even not at all.

A: "I just had a golden poop, my day is saved."
B: "Nice, I just had one yesterday."

by LumEcho October 23, 2018

Golden Tissue

The tissue that is used to clean the spunk after your first wank that you keep and cherish until you pass it down to your kids. This golden tissue will be passed down for generations to come keeping your legacy alive.

“Last week my Dad gave me his golden tissue, one day I will pass this down to my childeren”

by dWilfE January 1, 2019

Golden Geyser

Verb; During coitus, you gleefully have your partner roll-over on his or her back with there anus facing skyward. You then proceed to urinate into the gaping vortex. Your partner then evacuates the warm golden liquid into the air via flatulent discharge thus creating the beautiful and majestic "Golden Geyser"

After a long day of work, Jana pulled the tarp out, laid it on the floor and called Bill in. She saw this as an opportunity to propose the "Golden Geyser" for their mutual enjoyment. Bill agreed without hesitation.

by David Gary David June 13, 2018