I'm going to milk your goat.

A phrase used to insult and intimidate AND mock/taunt the opponent, all at once.

"Milking somebody's goat" Also means that you beat them at whatever the situation was.

It can also mean you literally are going to milk the goat someone else owns, but it is used less commonly in that way.

*Two people look each other in the eye, one on one dodge ball*

P1: "I'm going to milk your goat."
P2 (Intimidated, annoyed, and insulted): "W-well go ahead and tr-try it!"

*Also:*

Bob: "Woah, did you see that pingpong player destroy Roger?!"

Greg: "Yeah, he totally milked Roger's goat!"

by J'Seph December 18, 2012

what are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back

what are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back a harsh insult to tell someone how ugly they are and they should take their ugly face elsewhere

my friend was making fun of a fat woman the other day he said to her

what are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back

it was mean and it was hilarious

by blueskypanda June 6, 2020

when you drive like lightning you’re going to crash like thunder

Slang. Adjective. Whenever you’re driving too fast just like lightning you’re going to crash like thunder. It’s going to be very sudden and violent.

Look at that accident! Yeah I see. What caused it? When you drive like lightning you’re going to crash like thunder. It’s going to be very sudden and violent.

by B-rizzle July 17, 2020

Put on your bowlin' shoes... because we're going fuckin' fishing!!!!

An expression for when you're about to wing it. You're unprepared, you're uncertain, you don't know what the future holds... but you'll roll with whatever goes down.

Bro A: "Bro... do you think we'll regret doing 8 shots of jungle juice in 6 hours when we're taking the SAT tomorrow?"

Bro B: "Boi... Put on your bowlin' shoes... because we're going fuckin' fishing!!!!"

by boiyoolooklikeamuhhfukkinuhhhh December 5, 2016

Going Down a Dead End

When someone is hitting on someone not interested in their gender.

Hey Greg, you know that girl Sarah that you were hitting on…well don’t go down that street…she’s pretty lesbo…trust me you’re going down a dead end.

by sirkiwi October 9, 2008

Going Kanye

A name for an outrageous moment stealing outburst inspired by Kanye West interrupting Taylor Swift’s acceptance speech for best female video at the 2009 MTV VMA’s.

Girl 1- Did you see the youtube video kay took of the talent show??

Girl 2- No what happened?

Girl 1- she got a whole video of Tom totally Going Kanye when they announced that the winner was that hair dancing group…………

by Shady4 September 19, 2009

Going Edward

The act of being unnecessarily creepy toward a member of the opposite sex.

Boy:Wow, you look like you bleed nice.
Girl: WTF, now you're going Edward on me!?!

by sammer! January 11, 2009